Hello all.

I don't mean to sound self centred or narcissistic, but I would greatly appreciate it if, all of you who are willing, could potentially recommend my story Powerful Thunder.

It is because of a bet that I made with a friend of mine and $100 is at steak. As you can imagine, I have no particular wish to lose this bet or $100 of my money, and I would be unfathomably grateful if you could do this for me.

Thanks.

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I dare say I would make some major adjustments to this nonsense, but I have not the time.

IF WE HAD SEX:
[] Against the wall.
[] On a bed.
[] Fast.
[] Doggy style.
[] In the shower.
[] On the kitchen counter.
[] On the washing machine.
[] You're on top.
[] Anal.
[] We wouldn't.
[] I don't know...
[] Over my dead body!
[] Oh, you would want that, wouldn't you?
[] The things I'd do to you ;^)

IF YOU KISSED ME, I WOULD:
[] Kiss back.
[] Blush.
[] Slap you.

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Good Lord! My new story, Powerful Thunder, is currently on Popular Stories on the Fim Fiction! I am genuinely staggered at this, and overjoyed.

I'm so overjoyed, in fact, that I decided to add this:

Blast! I just cut my leg with my pocket knife when i was scratching my leg! zi'm only typing with one hannd as their is s stupid amount of blood. I;ll be back asap all you guys. sorry about this but it really hurts. must have gone in about a centimeterand a half and i've got to go now bleeding on the jolly keyboar. bye.

Just letting you guys (and girls) know that their will soon be another story by me for you to read! It is currently awaiting submission. It is called Powerful Thunder!

Hello all.

Could you please follow the ever lonesome Captain Useless over here? He is in dire need of some company. (And he's a looker and a gallant one, to all you ladies )

You're welcome Michael.

Good morrow all.

Could you please follow this chap as he is new to Fim Fiction and I believe that it's only fair that we give him a warm and hearty welcome to this aspect of The Herd. I was his first follower, and I have read his first instalment of his first novel. And I must say, it really is brilliant. I thoroughly enjoyed it with the fact that he is new in mind.

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Yes, I know memes, and especially this one, are old. But this made me smile; and that's a rarity for me.

He loves the way you do it, The Monkey.
So willing.
So unwitting.
Destroying yourself.

The Monkey sees all.
His eyes, always watching.
In his left hand, Earth.
In his right hand, Death.

You smile.

You smile and wave a rag.
Franklin, tied to a post, burning.
He screams for help.
You can't hear him.
You only know of the rag.
You covert the rag.

You smile.

You don't know what you're doing.
You can see.
But you don't know.
You ask for blessing.
You ask in song.

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