I wrote and posted this a while back, but I had very few followers then, and very few saw it. I wrote it in the classic Shakespearian fashion and don't worry, their is no such thing as The And Passing Of Sir Arthur SunGold Esquire. That was just for context.

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Well, I went to sleep last night (as one often does at night), and woke up this morning (as one often does in the morning) to discover that over night, three people had followed me!

This is what I did:

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Righto.
So ends another night on Fim Fiction with friends.
Now, I must take my leave, and sleep. For it is 2:25 AM here.
Goodnight all my friends!
I hope you enjoy yourselves whilst I'm gone!

Ask me any question.

Go ahead.

I'm not a musicologist or a respected lyrical critic. In fact, I don't know much at all about music. I'm a novice theologian who can't help but be pricked when he hears what is played on the radio during his morning commute. This week, it happened to be the song, "Take Me to Church," by Hozier. As I was listening, I kept hearing the words "Take me to church". I thought to myself, how pleasant it is that they are playing a Christian song, but as I listened, I realised just how mislead I was. The

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You know what Scootaloo? You know what, mate? Let's just get this over and done with! I can hardly stand it anymore!

This bloke has 188 followers, and would like to get to 200. He (although he would never admit it) loves to indorse himself with blogs of frivolous pointlessness and, by God, it's jolly well working!

I want to get this whole thing out of the way before I lose my few remaining marbles!

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I swear, I could watch this 5,845,213,87 times, and still laugh my trousers off.

Enjoy.

Well, I've been noticing a fair few "first day of summer break" blogs, so I thought I should make my own Not-in-the-slightest-first-day-of-Autumn blog, just to change things up a bit.

I woke up at 5:15, as per the norm, and went for a stroll through the forrest in the early morning fog.

I got home and made myself fried bacon and eggs, my Father had the same.

I went to school and worked through the average doldrums of the various areas of my education.

I came home.

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Combining two truly great things of this world, Ponies and Skyrim. Enjoy.

Well, would you look at that. Just over 1000 views on the first story I've published.

It's hardly an achievement, but I appreciate it.