Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

This ain't as easy as I make it look.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

A Cruel And Terrible Crustacean

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the Moon"

Gay bug with a fondness for writing. Been around since 2018. I like sci-fi, and I am a very big bird fan. Still trying to get back into writing, though MLP fanfiction seems out of my grasp now.

I just want to make my friends smile, smile, smile!

How does a hamster write fanfic?

Recently joined the madness at far too old of an age. Let's see what nonsense I can contribute...

Knitter of epic yarns.

Hey guys! It's me, Discord!

I got my left eye on you!

You are going to LOVE ME!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Hello everypony! My name is Sarah Dino Runnerhoof! I LOVE reading stories about MLP, loves cats, dinosaurs, chocolate milk, being cute, kind, and silly! I am on a robotics team.

I really really really really really really really really really need more ram... | Christian brony

Push Paul out first. He's the prettiest.

Complexity and simplicity. I am a jack of all trades. All I ask for is an upvote and comment. Maybe a watch to?

Made from 100% potato.

I personaly identify with my profile pic. Curse you fimfiction! Wait I'm sorry come back i love you.

Hello! I am not an alien! I crave brains and nothing else!

I'm NEVER! Nice to meet you. I'm getting used to this place, it's nice. Y'all are nice.

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

Professional Idiot (he/him or they/them pronouns; I enjoy writing dark/horror stories about gay horses, and drawing said horses. Say hi!)

"Simply put, you're scum."

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon

A never-ending storm of ideas

"You think that I'll be bad for just a little while, but I know that I'll be bad for good!" - Jim Steinman [Bad For Good] / Just listen to this song, please? It's really amazing.

I glide across the seas of despair atop a golden vessel, and its name is 'Horse Fiction.'

A spark is all it takes to create a blaze.

When life gives you lemons, you chuck them at people. Everyone knows this. It's the natural order of life and death... Lemons.

"Bad things happen. There's never gonna be a time when everything's perfect, but that don't mean we stop tryin'!" - Applejack

There's no reasoning with that one. She's a few apples short of a bushel.

Christian steampunk optimist gamer brony...

Physics teacher. Engineer. EMT. Builder.

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

I'll see you starside, everyone. Through rain, shine, or clouds, and no matter what it takes...I'll carry you there if necessary.

Can I speak to the manager?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.