"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™
This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.
Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.
Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
One website. Millions of people. Millions of fanfics. One man. Zero fanfics. Millions of passions. Video games. Music. Movies. Cartoons. Anime. Fanfics. But most of all....... Ponies.
"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
I am the love that is born of hate. I am tolerance on the wings of prejudice. I am God-King of OCs and Eternal Spirit of Political Incorrectness. I am Niggertron, and together we are mighty.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.