So I think I'm going to start doing random shitfic "reviews". · 8:52am Jul 6th, 2015
Of course, I mean this in approximately the same way Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a review program, whose critiques were on par with Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert's. Since you're probably not a drooling imbecile, I suspect you get that I'm being somewhat facetious there, and I'm probably just going to start ripping bad writers new holes to excrete from, that they might be able to shed some of their inherent shittiness.