"Fuck that. Do your own dirty work."
Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.
I'm a 22 year old musician from Jackson, Ohio. I like to read, write, and play video games in my spare time. I'm happily taken. Short and sweet.
I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.
What's with these guys? It's like one of my japanese animes...
The only bad writers are the ones who no longer feel the need to write, badly.
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.