Just yer average Texan

I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

Ex-admin for the Baddass Twilight=Total Domination group. Contributor for the Twilight Sparkle group. I'm not a writer on this site. I only browse what catches my eye.

I don't thank for watches and faves. Do not thank me for watches and faves. Leave feedback. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz50nXq0m1rsw1yf.gif

'ey kid, wanna see a dead body?

Lurking for a while, decided to register.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Xenonic lives in the north of england and so has never seen the sun. She would put that she's a girl but there are no girls on the internet so she won't.

Courtesy. Integrity. Perseverence. Self Control. Indomitable Spirit.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Welcome! If you're reading this, you've found your way to my oasis of peace and serinity. Stay a while and recommend good stories, chat if I'm online and even read some recomended stories yourself!

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!

I am a warrior of the Night... Oh, and a german Brony, of course.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

A tired dude.

8000 soldiers!

I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it... I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British.

Attending Harvard, still got time for ponies.

yo doggie dog

Coming up with ideas no one asked for.

um... why are you here when you could be reading other peoples stuff?

I don't even English at all.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

While i do mostly reviews, I'm thinking of extending out and creating a fan fiction of my own.some what of a promise,and somewhat not.