I am become cringe, destroyer of... my own shame, lol

Howdy, I’m Burt.

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I'm alive? I'm alive!

its borger time :)

I write horsewords for RGRE

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Farewell.

"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

Don't lose the Moon, while counting the Stars

Just another writer.

Pulling the puzzles apart.

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

O.F.P.

Those are not fake mustaches, and I am clearly not the same Tremor230. nope! I am not that talented and sexy writer! and I will always deny everything! IF I was the real Tremor230. and I am not.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Something-something horse narrations.

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

Only the most refined fan-fiction for the sophisticated reader.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

I am a rockstar!

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

College Student. Writer. Asperger's Syndrome. Christian. Aspiring Voice Actor.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

A fellow traveler...

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family