• Member Since 24th Jun, 2012
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Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

Jun
26th
2013

This Song Genuinely Impressed Me. · 5:51pm Jun 26th, 2013

Seriously, check this dude out.

I'm glad I subscribed to this dude.

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Jun
26th
2013

Logic Rage/Rant! Video Included. · 6:36am Jun 26th, 2013

Yeah, I made a rant of my own, and I know, it seems useless, but my brain had to get all this out.

I'm sorry.

What I find strange, as a seemingly logical brony.
THE SHOW! IN IT'S ENTIRETY!

NUMBER ONE: THE HISTORY!

Celestia and Luna seem to be nearly immortal, having been proven to have lived for over a thousand YEARS.

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Jun
23rd
2013

Delicacy: New Chapter?! Finally! · 11:17am Jun 23rd, 2013

Yep, next evening is now officially DONE!
Took me way longer than needed.

Enjoy yourselves.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Sorin "Kalreas" Kanire


((And yeah, I really don't have anything else to say. It's 7:20 AM. I haven't slept yet.))

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Jun
17th
2013

Would You Be A Deer, Punny Man? · 9:36pm Jun 17th, 2013

[5:17:39 PM] Pegasaurus Rex: If you crossed a deer with a t-rex, would you get a kangaroo?
[5:17:56 PM] RainbowBob: yes
[5:18:26 PM] Professor Plum: Deer-rex
[5:18:44 PM] Pegasaurus Rex: yus?
[5:18:49 PM] Pegasaurus Rex: What can I do you for?
[5:19:27 PM] Pegasaurus Rex: Oh no, are you breaking up with me??
[5:19:43 PM] Alexander Anderson: If you crossed a deer with a t-rex, would you get a kangaroo?Oh deer...
[5:20:20 PM] Pegasaurus Rex: That pun will cost you deerly

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Jun
17th
2013

A Reading? A Reading, Apparently! · 6:40am Jun 17th, 2013

Yeah, so.. while I couldn't think for much of anything to put into Delicacy, I figured I'd go and read a few other stories.
You can see the magnificent chotch here.

Or, you can just see the reading by itself here.

It was fun to do, and I nearly cried!

Good work, Author.
Glad you enjoyed.

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Jun
14th
2013

Thinking Of All The Wrong Things · 4:57am Jun 14th, 2013

No, not the next night with Rarity in Delicacy type of wrong, but a whole other type of wrong.

The type of wrong where I don't know what to do with Delicacy so I see pictures of other things hoping to get inspiration.
Well, I did get inspiration, but..
for something else.

As well as this video ((Which is now my favorite grimdark PMV.))

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Jun
9th
2013

Updates. · 8:07am Jun 9th, 2013

Straight to the point:

One - Delicacy.

1.1: The new chapter, Saturday Evening, will be out within the next few days. I will push myself to do it, and it will be over 3k words! Maybe even over 4k.

1.2: The reason it's so delayed is mainly because I'm pushing through a pretty long writer's block. Pretty much the only reason I'm writing what I am of it now is because I've published it and it's gotten such a good standing.

Two: Life Things.

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May
31st
2013

Two Things 2. · 1:40am May 31st, 2013

Since apparently I already have a blog post called Two Things.

Number one - my new story: Delicacy.

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May
28th
2013

Now That I Feel Better: · 7:31pm May 28th, 2013

SONGS!

I think part of the reason I've gone so insane lately is that I've had THE SAME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR FIVE DAYS.

And yes, I've listened to it tens of times each day, trying to get it out of my head, because that usually works, but no. Not with this song apparently.

So, what's stuck in your head?
Lemme know in the comments down below.

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May
27th
2013

I'm A Damned Selfish Hypocrite · 8:28pm May 27th, 2013

I read someone's blog post about being depressed.
I comment on that about how they should be more cheerful.
I then make a depressed blog fic.
Then, I make a bitter-sweet one.
Then, I just hop off like nothing happened.
Then, the next day, just earlier, I 'force' one of my friends to look at my blog posts.
I make him leave.

I. Made him. Leave.

What the fuck am I doing to myself?
Go ahead, laugh at me, I deserve it, at the very least.
I'm acting like a pathetically selfish bitch.

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