I too once thought the radio played, let's act like children while we sleep paralyzed.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I want to be a lion, everybody wants to pass as cats. We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for that...

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I'm making a video game now. https://www.patreon.com/theblueninja

I like stuff.

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

Oooga Boooga!

Ash. they/them. Loves Fluttershy, Pokemon, and the color pink.

If you would like to contact me, my Discord is SparkytheFlame35#3823.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

"Meh." -my mom

"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown

For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well.

Rapists can climb

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I ship it. No exceptions.

The worst crime you can commit against another human being is to make them think.

I'm a go playing brony who reads and writes fan fiction works. That's about all you need to know.

When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

Y'all don't hear me, you just wanna dance | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

What to do with my life now

Sometimes I like to just sit down and do nothing. Alright fine, all the time.

Fanfiction writer with a speciality in anything and everything to do with Pegasi, the military, and epic adventures. And SoarinFire.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

"I will forge my own way, then, where I may not be accepted, but I will be myself. I will take what they called weakness and make it my strength." ~Rarity, "Black as Night"

A post-active FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

Short person who probably has an unhealthy obsession with technology

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

Banned by request. See y'all around.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

I write smut. Fluttershy is sexiest pony.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

A guy who loves to create stories and has a big imagination. Also wishes to become a famous Actor and Director.

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler