I rested the head of God Splitter on my back as I walked to my study. The handle was dragging on the ground, and if it were made of metal I would suspect that it would be making a satisfying trail of sparks. Or, realistically speaking, an awful grinding noise.
‘No way in hell I’ll be any good at fighting at this rate; my best hope is to scare the enemies away. Let’s hope the self-touted Princess of Love is just as shit at fighting. If she is receiving self-defense lessons from the monarch who has ruled for millennia, I’m doomed.’
I threw open my study door and parked my hammer up against my desk. I was about to go to my desk and collapse from exhaustion when I had an idea.
‘Chrysalis is probably in her study right now…’
I meandered down the hall and knocked on her closed door.
“Enter.”
I took the invitation and opened the door. I leaned against the door frame, “Queen Chrysalis?”
“Prince Phasma,” she responded without looking up from a book she was reading.
‘Look at Ms Fancy Pants, with her printed books ‘n shit.’
Too tired to beat around the bush, I got to the meat of the matter.
“Who’s my father?”
“I already addressed that subject.”
“I don’t really remember what you said.”
She looked up. “I said to put it out of your mind.”
I sighed.
‘Really going to stonewall me on this? Fine, let’s see if I can bait an answer.’
“It’s a pony, isn’t it?”
Her eyes narrowed.
“Was it just some nobody you ran into in a tavern? Could you even–”
“Prince Phasma, you overstep your boundaries. I have said that they do not matter, and so they do not.”
“By asking who my father is? You know, the word in the hive is that you ate my father. I can’t imagine how you would go about eating an entire pony. I mean, you–”
She stood up from her desk.
“Prince Phasmatodea. Do not test me.”
‘Still dodging the question.’
I shrugged, “I just want to know who my father is.”
“We changelings are above such emotional weaknesses such as familial attachments. You are loyal to the hive, and I am its Queen. Remember that.”
“W–… I just… If my own mother is the Queen herself, I just thought that maybe my father was someone important, too. I apologize, I’ll go bug Eucharis with–”
“You will not approach anyone else with this line of questioning, either. You are now severely behind schedule with your personal training. My gift– as well as my patience– can only cover so much. Return to your duties.”
‘Damn it all, no answer. Why is it such a big deal that she keeps my father’s identity from me? He must be someone important, if he was a nobody then she would simply say so.’
“Yes, Queen Chrysalis.”
‘Someone important. Why else would she be so insistent on their identity not being important? Is some Equestrian Duke my dad or something? I can imagine the problems that knowledge would cause, knowing that I was sired by the enemy and ‘prey.’ Would definitely explain why she wants it to be a secret.’
“Just… one more question? Not related to that subject at all.”
“Make it quick.”
“Is there a reason why the Promised Day happens on the solstice, and not any later?”
“Yes.”
“May I–”
“You are dismissed, Phasma.”
I took the subtle cue to leave.
‘Ain’t no rest for the wicked.’
It is now four months until the Promised Day.
Working all day, working out all afternoon, then staying up late establishing a new world order was exhausting business, but I had no other choice. Progress was not being made with my personal training, but at this point that’s expected.
Very little news on Tarsus. Apparently, he was on missions in Equestria, but will be back this week.
Thankfully, progress was being made on the subterfuge front. Warrior Lodges had been established in every legion barring the first two. I simply did not have enough contacts in either, nor enough trust in their respective leaders, to make the secret organizations.
Chrysalis was none the wiser when it came to the Warrior Lodges. Whether she knew and kept it a secret, or the trust my subordinates put in those they invited to the meetings was well founded, the end result was the same.
The First Fang bounced around between the meetings. They, along with a few other changelings loyal to myself, kept conversation topics pertinent to my revolutionary agenda. Nothing outright yet, just following along with the broader strokes I detailed in our meeting after the vault heist. Names, tactics, and so on. The First Fang also promotes a close, fraternal relationship between the members. Trusting the soldiers and commanders with your life is a big deal, after all.
They also kept an ear out for potential turncoats. Or turncoat-turncoats, as these Lodges will soon start their real purpose; there will be questions concerning Chrysalis’s rule.
Today would be the first day of those, starting with the Lodge within the Third Legion, which was under my command. The boys and girls had decided on the nickname “Equestria’s Lament,” on account of the fact that my Line Legion was the one dedicating to landing the first and fatal blow to Equestria: the siege of Canterlot.
Next week I will go over the invasion plans with each of the Captains and Generals of the Swarm. This week I will create an important contingency that might save lives. Tonight, I plant the seeds of revolution.
I entered the abandoned hab block that the Third Legion used for its Warrior Lodge meetings. No ling had seen me come all this way down, of course. I may be hastening this plot, but I can’t afford to get caught. However, there’s always the chance that a changeling loyal to Chrysalis is present tonight.
‘Chrysalis will simply murder me if she finds out. Oh well, sitting around doing nothing is worse than taking this chance.’
I arrived at the entrance to the Lodge, and a ling was standing guard.
“I have an invitation.”
“Moozart never died,” the guard said gruffly.
“He simply became music. As nice as your attention to security is, my appearance should be enough to verify who I am.”
The changeling stepped aside, letting me enter.
Inside, changelings were standing around in a loose circle. There was a chorus of laughs, I must have missed a pretty good joke to get that great of a response.
“Good evening, gentlelings. It seems I was the last to arrive.” I nodded to Coxa as I took a spot next to him.
“As usual. I was just telling the fellas here that… ah, nevermind.”
I raised an eyebrow.
‘A joke at my expense, no doubt.’
“Uh huh. Well in any case, I call to order this fifth meeting of The Equestria’s Lament Lodge. Does anyone have any announcements to make?”
A Colonel piped up, “Some folks over in the Twelfth, Hive’s Finest, have come up with some hive-gel material that they believe can be used as armor to reduce injuries.”
“That… sounds like something that would have been invented a long time ago. Like, centuries, if not millennia.”
“It was. Apparently it’s used in hive construction on parts that need to be strong and light. We’ve never used it in armor before because the Swarm has never really been in open combat, and it has no anti-magic properties. It’s very inferior to the current mixture used to make Praetorian armor, but it’s better than nothing.”
‘Looks like establishing that experimental legion is already paying dividends.’
“Interesting. Tell them to bring the subject up to me during the day, and I’ll see about mass producing armor before the invasion. We should be able to produce at the very least helmets for all the lings, provided the process for making the gel is cheap enough.”
When no one added anything else to say, I started with the topic I wanted to cover.
“My fellow changelings, we are four months away from The Promised Day, and yet no closer to an answer as to why it must happen so soon. Whatever reason Queen Chrysalis has to keep the invasion on that date, she refuses to impart that knowledge to me.”
Some lings present started to whisper to one another.
“I’m sure she has a good reason. She is, after all, very interested in this whole invasion going as smoothly as possible. However, whatever that reason may be, she refuses to tell a soul about it. Not even her second in command, myself.”
Now the Lodge members’ whispers rose in volume.
“–our one chance at feeding–”
“–faith in the Queen. She’s never steered us wrong before–”
“–long as there’s a plan, everything will be fine, right?”
“So what do we do?” Lacewing asked, her voice barely audible through the rising volume.
“We must have faith in the hive,” I all but yelled. My loud voice seemed to quiet the room. “The Queen has a plan. Or rather, I have come up with one on her orders. Soon the generals will be read into the specifics, rather than the general points that they were given. I will ensure that the hive survives this conflict.”
A Lodge member– Sergeant What's-his-name– asked, “What’s the plan?”
I scuffed a hoof on the ground.
‘I’ve been ordered to keep only those in the need to know informed, but why bother follow that rule? This is a great chance to create trust between me and the Lodge.’
“The plan is confidential at the moment, but… I don’t see the harm in telling you guys. Just keep it a secret, yeah?” I cleared my throat, “So. The invasion will have three main pushes. One through the center, one to the East Coast, and one to the West Coast. Respectively, the three main objectives are Canterlot, Manehattan, and Las Pegasus.”
Changelings nodded, already knowing the broad strokes of the plan.
“The Third ‘Equestria’s Lament,’ heard those guys were pretty good, will be taking out Canterlot with the aid of The Praetorians, much of The First Infiltrator Legion, the Sixth Legion ‘Panar’s Hammer,’ the Ninth ‘Will of The Nine,’ the Tenth ‘Underhive Scarabs,’ and of course division attachments from the Eleventh ‘Chosen Conquerors’ and Twelfth ‘Hive’s Finest.’
“The Colonels will receive orders on what targets to hit, ranging from VIPs to securing designated districts. Queen Chrysalis and I will take out Princess Celestia and Princess Cadence, respectively. With stun spells primarily being used, the majority of casualties are going to be concentrated in the Equestrian Royal Guard, where taking prisoners is more difficult. Any questions?”
“What will happen after?” A voice from the crowd asked.
“After Canterlot and the princesses are securely within our control, the Legion and its attached forces will move out, leaving behind a sizable contingent of the Chosen Conquerors. From Canterlot, we will push north and spread out, securing settlements and forts between the other two prongs of the invasion. With Canterlot taken out, resistance will be sporadic and unorganized. Once everything is within our control... I’ll make sure none of us go hungry again!”
That got a round of cheers and I swallowed before I started to drool from the thought.
‘All that love! Though I do hope Thorax comes up with an alternative to feeding sooner rather than later, as I suspect podding the majority of the pony population is going to have disastrous long-term effects on our controlled territory. Still, it’s us or them.’
“We just have to hope that launching the invasion so soon won't ruin our one single chance. But Chrysalis has got to have a good reason, yeah? Coxa, how’s the training going along with the Legions?”
Coxa rolled a hoof, “Ehh, we could definitely use more time, but it’s probably doable with the amount we can fit in within the time frame we have.”
“Probably doable. Those are the odds Chrysalis wants to go on.”
One of the members shook their head. “I wouldn’t risk our chance on ‘probably.’”
“We don’t have a choice. She won’t budge and what the Queen says, goes.”
“Another impossible deadline,” came a grumble. I couldn’t pinpoint its source and that just worked more in my favor.
“As long as we all stick together, we can figure this out. We Lodge members will do what we can for each other on the battlefield, agreed?”
A couple nods.
I sighed. “Onto our next topic then. Once Equestria has fallen, I think the broods will become defunct. They were established to maintain the hive’s internal ration structure, but with ample food supply, that shouldn’t be an issue.”
That got a lot more nods.
I continued, “The Queen should have no issue when holding the hive back in that regard.”
‘Looks like it’s commonly accepted that the broods are a bad thing. Good. Just need to keep suggesting good things while questioning Chrysalis, whether or not she was planning on doing those things anyways.’
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I would be disappointed if this version of Equestria doesn't have a competent army on its own. Otherwise changelings and other creatures would have conquered them long ago.
Also, it's lazy storytelling dramatically "upgrading" some favored characters' competence while leaving the rest the same as canon.
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It’s less about upgrading and more about a different viewpoint with different base norms. Our prince lived in an era of strong military and political movements, it would be weird if some of that didn’t slip into his planning.
Change for the changelings !
Love for the food stores!
I would also add Cloudsdale, a flying mobile fortress, can be a problem in the future if it is fortified, besides it is a weather factory Pegasi can use it as a weapon and without it, ponies will have problems with growing products + control over production and distribution. Add the goal of capturing warehouses in all cities, and then with large supplies there are good chances for the rebels
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Meat to the maw!
Milk for the Khorne flakes!
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Not really,the moment Phasma appeared in this world, the plot armor,shield of ponies was shattered and ponies are not the main characters of the world anymore,so to speak.
Also, good medieval military after 1000 years of peace and stagnation,especially with ponies ?
Not really
Also, remember that in canon changelings were almost able to conquer Equestria and in the different timeline, they actually did it .
The first time they almost did it but: Chrysalis poor choices , the plot armor, and idiot ball tropes didn't allow it .
This is shaping up to be a logistical nightmare on par with Napoleon's March into Russia. I can only imagine the difficulties that such a small army will come across trying to hold such a large nation - everything from horrifically extended supply lines to some of the most intense partisan warfare outside of Afghanistan.
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Do you mean podding ponies in every city,village?
The food wouldn't be a problem, communication too.
Also, ponies wouldn't fare well with their supply lines with their train tracks if they tried
Ponies?
The best they could do was hide in everfree forest and act like tarzans
If I remember correctly even in that alternative timeline they were defeated at the end when Twilight and Spike jumped in time again
.......
The name sounds too much like the Nine from Destiny
Do they have exotic weapons and ride on the sparrows too?
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Podding seems to be a very labor-intensive process, one that requires dedicated specialists, soldiers to guard captured ponies, and ones to find the ponies who managed to escape. It is less picking fruit, and more herding cats, and will probably end up being far, far messier than anticipated if actually implemented.
The problem with invading another country is that its citizens generally take exception to that, especially if the aggressor wants to fundamentally transform the defender's way of life. I don’t think that many ponies will just give themselves up to the hive, but instead do everything in their power to fight them off, or, at the very least, run away from them.
The ponies are both the desired resource and the enemy, and no prey species makes it easy.
Worth noting: Cadance is the only princess consistently showing as being able to fight her way out of a paper bag. Her currently-still-just-fiancé being the captain of the royal guard probably helps.
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When?
All I remember is throwing flowers at brainwashed brides to distract them and kissing Shining Armor to use the "its just works" spell.
She never had a real fight.
I wonder if this event will change everything or rather comedicaly not at all.
Perhaps she set this date to check Phasmodias ability for change. Calling the attack date of after Nightmaremoon that get defeated and get watched since she has a pact with Phasma ( what Chrysalis dont know yet).
Maybe another Hive attacks? So many possibel things that could interfere...
Great chapter
What about podding ponies for a temporary basis? Like a week or a month and then returning them none the worse for wear?
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Her (and twilight) fought some worm thing. She was the only princess (i think including Twilight) to cast a combat spell in the movie; it was a shield. She doesn't get much screen time but when she does she tends to contribute more. That tends to go out the window when the royal sisters are present; regulated to a scene prop.
The comics shows Luna as a nightly monster hunter. Truly, Celestia seems to be the weak link of the four.
Appearance... changelings.. hmm.. to whom but to them
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Given what they can do my complaint would be not enough verification. But sure, lets go the other way; I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
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Nightmare Moon counts as a Queen, so close enough, and is at least "Beats Celestia" tier. On the other hand, it's not even a definitive feat due to having an emotional advantage, both times. Maybe not "Beats Celestia" tier? then again, I can't see NMM at her fulcrum of power losing to Chrysalis anytime soon, so my powerscale is purely subjective. Oof. I think we can definitively say NMM lost to the Main 6 due to villain ball right? Or some headcanon interference from Luna or something.
Luna tho? I don't even remember the last time Luna battled anything not dream related. Also currently busy bringing eternal night. Slept through Canterlot invasion, didn't fight Tirek, sat out Discord, not sure about recent stuff but yeah.
Celestia could probably beat Chrysalis without Shining Armor's love (or alternatively use advanced tactics called "not getting into a beam war" and "no idiot ball" but that's just a dream). Honestly I have no idea where Celestia is on the powerscale.
Celestia/Luna has some pretty impressive combined feats a long long time ago. Well, nevermind, most of those feats also involved certain artifacts and not actual fighting... Combined feat vs Tirek at least, but due to energy drain can't even scale cuz unknown how much magic Tirek even had. Sombra sure.
Twily would probably fare worse than the average royal guard who happens to be able to teleport at this time without certain artifacts. Enough said. On the other hand, with certain artifacts, I don't see Chrysalis winning very effectively against them. Ironically, if Chrysalis went after Cadance and Phasma Celestia I'd give better odds for a complete success. Not that they'd know about certain artifacts anyways...
All and all, I would feel sorry for anyone trying to powerscale MLP:FIM princesses. Also, I suddenly hate it, because now I have to make up powerscaling that gives them justice in my WIP fic involving them. That's gonna be hell. Can't even use powerscale cuz the princesses basically tend to lose to most things they probably shouldn't...
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That's her debut episode. Next time she shows up is the season 3 premiere, where she kept Sombra out with a shield for longer than she should probably be able to stay awake and was then literally thrown into melee in a manner that suggests this was something they practiced. There's also what 10592161 mentioned from the movie, where she was the only princess who even attempted to defend herself from Tempest; even Twilight had to be saved by Suddenly Derpy.
He's now "decomposing".
Given that she was disguised as Cadance for an unknown period of time, who would Chrysalis have been messing around wi-
oh no.
oh noooo
One thing to consider in this story:
Cows, cows in this world are sentient and can talk, yet are still livestock for the ponies.
Changelings taking over Equestria and turning it's population into livestock, from the perspective of someone outside Equestria, may not seem as bad as it would be for us. ¨whelp, once again a species overtake another, big deal¨
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The Wedding invasion never happened. This is all occurring before the Summer Sun celebration.
...Yes... because appearance matters to a race with meta-morphing abilities.
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"Dolos"
Dolos is a spirit of trickery and guile from Greek myth. He is also a master at cunning deception, craftiness, and treachery.
Dolos was the apprentice to Prometheus, during a time when he was making a statue from clay. When Prometheus was called away by Zeus, Dolos decided to make his own statue in imitation to the one Prometheus was working on. However, before he was done, Dolos ran out of clay and could not finish it. When Prometheus came back Dolos waited in fear after being found out. But Prometheus instead marveled at the similarities between the two statues; thus attributed to Dolos' deception and craftiness.
Be careful Scar
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Lol,
“So prepare for the chance of a life time! So prepare for the muurkiest scam!”
Heh, lots of wordplay. The word "I" features heavily.
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Have a like, mostly for the 'Suddenly Derpy' (I feel like that should be a thing, it NEEDS to be a THING), but also for sound reasoning for Cadence's Self-Defense capabilities.
I do so want to know the backstory behind these names, or if there is any at all. Frankly, it would be incredibly interesting if the names had an impact on their further duties, but in all likelihood, they won’t.
Really getting a Beer Hall Putsch vibe here lol. Makes good reading
You know it is pretty dumb for Phasma to plan all this shit and then bet his plans, life and everything in the hope that an Alicorn he has never meet is weak enough for him to beat without fighting, if you think about it is plain stupid. It like hoping for Celestia to die of a heart attacks before the invasion.
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If you've never heard of someone and their title is "Alicorn of Love", then odds are they won't put up much of a fight. It's not like the changelings were going in blind, neither. They infiltrated beforehand. They gathered intel. They scoped out targets.
Says the shapeshifter from a race of them.
Chrysalis stagnation bring the Hive near extinction.
Phasmatodea initiative will save the Hive!
Ya know, when I first saw the mention of the Lodges... I couldn't. I wouldn't. But eyup...
FFfffffuuUUUCKING HORUS!!!!!!!!
To be fair, this is sounding suspiciously similar to the Gotei 13. :D
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*slow clap*
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Not to mention that it was Cadance who told Shining to toss her like a living javelin at Sombra. (it just so happened that the Crystal Heart got in the way )
...You're all changelings, remember? CHANGElings. CHANGE
Granted they can tell whos who through the weave
They... it was a orgy... wasn't it?!
In another story Cadance was the foal daddy of Chrysalis... very entertaining running gag by the way.
Like every nation allied to them starting a vounter invasion.
Also population growth is impossible with them all poded.
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Hard to tell, in one of my stories I usually go for a defensive army with a offensive focus by the Alicorns.
Example:
In one of my stories Celestia is the Sledgehammer of the royal family, solar lanzing the Tarterus out if armies, Luna gives them nightmares to break moral and Nightmare Moon freezing them to death.
A big offensive army is there for not needed since they rule already a huge territory.
Why waste farmers for military if one can use massiv area of ffect attacks.