Your mom says I'm very handsome

When I look into the future, I see failure.

More of an Equestria Enthusiast but glad to be here. | Audio Reader

Hi.

I actually am a scientist!

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

Somewhat active

Try again. Fail again. Fail better. (Ko-Fi / Tip Jar)

"I am a singer, a poet, a musician, a storyteller. I am a bard at heart. That is who I am. That is what I shall always be." (Icon by atokota on FurAffinity)

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Some trust in chariots and some in horses.

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Hiya. Y'all can call me Crafty. I'm an artist and an mlp fanfic narrator on YouTube! I read fanfiction so others don't have to! So come join us! https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC7KLRosog6oBoFAvU50YVTQ

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

I write songs about friendship alone in a dark studio.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

Just this guy, you know?

Too much to write; too little time

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Don't read anything into it.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.

Mostly harmless.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

🖤 i eat children 🖤

[they/she] We're not gonna see the end

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

If yer a pony and ya know it, stomp yer hooves!