Letter 114: Here.
To HRH Chrysalis,
I'm not sure you want Twilight officiating. She means well but she gets... tunnel vision. I will be sending a few ambassadors to Ponyville on Our behalf. They are not nobles, and so I expect them to be personable, willing to listen, and moderately open-minded.
I would also like to warn you that Twilight may attempt sexual assault - please do not hold this against her. It's... something of a standard, especially if you show the slightest bit of interest in her. Or appear to show the slightest bit of interest.
I do look forward to improved relations with the Changeling Hive(s), and preferably not having to test my employees quite so regularly.
Penned by,
HRH Celestia
Dear Anon,
If you become romantically involved with Queen Chrysalis, Equestrian health care will not cover any sexually-transmissive cross-species diseases you may encounter.
Also, you are not to bring her to our movie nights without prior warning. Luna is still sore about not getting a chance to fight her.
Your friend,
Tia
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
I will of course be willing to send a few aids to ensure things go smoothly. I do warn you that Equestrian healthcare does not cover changeling STDs. Please keep that in mind should you choose to approach Chrysalis in such a way.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
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Hey, you wanna talk about drug-resistant diseases? How about something that mutates so regularly that you have to consider uncertainty principle while treating it?
I can't!
Wonder what kind of STDs Changelings have...
Hwoo! Stealthy as she tried to be, the sheer heat coming off that BURN gave it away!
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Whatever STDs you want them to have, honey.
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more like wath kind of STDs they dont have
Celly might be jelly with how passive aggressive she sounded in her part to anon
... but will the Equestrian Healthcare system cover Chrysalis for any HUMAN STDs shhe contracts?