Letter 7: Here.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
What?
Love,
Princess Celestia.
Dear Anon,
No, seriously, what? What?
Twilight couldn't -- she shouldn't have been able--I take all accusations of necromancy seriously and will be instructing local agents of the crown to report in immediately. If the problem recurs, please slip the pink package of sweetener into Twilight's tea or coffee, dependent upon time of day, and instruct the post office of 'Code bone meal'. Further instructions will be given.Penned by,
HRH Celestia
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Bone meal made from previous zombies, I presume.
At no time did she deny that her ass's quality was only second rate.
Celestia, you're infringing on your little necromancer's rights! How could you!
I trusted you!
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My assumption would be an incapacitating agent. In other words, knockout pill.
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I assumed it was just a horse tranquilizer. Remember, Sunset used to be her student as well and we know what a raging bitch she used to be. If Sunbutt didn't execute her (and who knows what she got up to in this universe, givens this Sparky's... eccentricities), I doubt Celly's going to have Book Horse offed.
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Presumably they still have the term "mooning" in Equestria, and the associated presumptions regarding where it comes from tell me that Celestia knows when to fold 'em.
O shiiit...Wtf?!!! ... ... Neat...
O shiiit...Wtf?!!! ... ... Neat...
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Indeed.
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Indeed.
Like you I felt two was needed.
Cyanide? Arsenic? Sweet & Low? What is in the pink packet?
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Kool-aid
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Nyquil--UltraStrongExtraHeavyQuaaludeDoseOfTheShit™