Letter 87.3: Here.
Anon,
I'm glad you got that worked out. It is a shame you've decided spite is the better form of valor, but we'll discuss it later. Really, you've benefited from tax bits regularly in the past and I like to think that most of the things those bits go toward you would approve of anyway.
In any case, perhaps in the future you should go to town hall and just ask to see the tax spending plan and offer to pay for portions you approve of directly? As long as the bits go toward those projects through an official channel it doesn't really matter if REBAR or you are the ones distributing it. That is to say, you could have just paid your tax requirement into, say, the Twilight Sparkle Disaster Relief.
Your friend,
CelestiaPS. REBAR will return your left leg in its previous condition within a day or two.
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At least it wasn't an arm as well.
9932844
He got the arm back when he caved. The leg is for when Twilight's money is counted in... XD
Wait, what???
...Is this a real thing you can do in the real world? Go to town hall and personally ensure where your tax money goes?
Because it feels like too good of an idea to ever actually be a real thing.
9932850
I feel like Anon, with his legendary levels of spite, would figure out a way to force them to pay him an exorbitant amount of money on the basis that as the only member of his species on equestria, he qualifies as an endangered species and technically as a species that is extinct in the wild. Plus, he'd be an endling, so basically what they just did was damage the quality of life of the last remaining member of a species which I'm sure is highly illegal according to some equestrian law.
But seriously this seems like the kind of thing Anon would do. He'd actually RESEARCH things with Twilight's help in order to get revenge.
9933696
I wholeheartedly agree with this, this is an anon we’re speaking about I want to see him get back at them for endangering the last of his kind
9933696
9933713
true, let us be reminded that Anon is basically Dan from Dan Vs. but less sympathetic or morally sound
9933696 I could see him doing this. I could also see them informing the local animal control authority ( ) that this endangered species needs to be enrolled in a mandatory breeding program.
9933889
Sweet lord, I just said that in the corresponding letter!