Letter 27.2: Here.
Dear Anon,
Unfortunately for you, Spike has slept for a month straight once, so strictly speaking no, it wouldn't count. And I can think of no means you have access to that would suffice to keep Twilight unconscious that long without harming her potentially irreversibly. Given that Luna and I do harbor some fondness for Twilight, momentary extreme bouts of social incomprehension or lack of judgement aside... Well, suffice to say the answer is no.
As for asking me out on a date... Why Anon, what would Luna think?
Tell you what. Your reward is a film night with Luna without me, and I'll even arrange for Twilight, Spike, and the Pink One to be too busy that same night to interrupt. If you fail, you'll just have to wait for another group meeting to make itself available.
Penned by,
HRH Celestia
PS. If Twilight shows a real, marked improvement in lesson retention and there are no legal issues pending, I may just ask Luna to gift you with a bottle of Moonshine. She normally doesn't give out entire bottles since it's... mildly hallucinogenic.
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Why do I get the impression that "mildly" is a severe understatement.
9861346
it induces lucid dreaming, while you're still awake. One of the trippiest things you'll ever experience.
9861351
If that actually existed, I might be tempted to actually Drink, because that sounds awesome.
9861395
Pretty sure moonshine is a real thing.
9861421
Not the kind a Moon Princess bottles.
9861428
What is there stated that sets it apart from the real life alcohol?
I am genuinely curious over if I missed something.
9861428
You clearly haven’t met very many Moon Princesses.
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9861440
I know I've seen it in other fics too, but in this one, she distills it from literal moonlight.
9861450
What proof is there that that applies to a totally separate story like this one?
9861450
I believe she does the same in Changeling of the Guard as well.
9861454
I was actually referencing the fandom version of the drink, but it works even besides as 'very strong alcohol'. The indication that it isn't normal moonshine is that real moonshine isn't a known hallucinogen unless someone messed up significantly while making it.
It's also why I capitalized the 'M' in Moonshine.
9861470
Okay.
I wasn't trying to argue.
I just wanted to understand the logic used to reach the conclusion and figure out what I was missing.
9861454
The logic is the "mildly" hallucinogenic property, as even very strong alcohol generally doesn't do that, at least not to any significant degree for most people.
9861464
That would be where I saw it.
9861484
Okay. I understand now.
Thanks for clarifying that point for me.
And just like that, we have an ongoing plot thread for the next few letter exchanges.
Luna's moonshine sounds like it's the REALLY REALLY good shit.
9861470
Truth is she messed up the recipe years ago but since she’s a princess she has to pretend it was what she meant to do the whole time. You peasants just don’t understand her genius.
(Posting this on both stories)
I must say, between 2merr and Snow, this may be one (or two) of the greatest comedy stories I’ve read on this site thus far.
Bravo!
On a side note, I’m pretty sure we’re watching a decent into madness. Just saying.
9861737
Why thank you! .. and probably yeah.
I might actually talk to 2Merr about the possibility of writing an interlude of Celestia actually visiting.
9861829
I love the story (both sides) but you should ask Merr to change the chapter link appearance so that it’s more obvious. I for one completely missed the link for 5-6 chapters.
Also, as a simple flow recommendation, make the links go to the next chapter of sister story instead of in a continuous loop
(1a, 1b, 2a, 2b, etc) instead of (1a,1b, 1a, 1b, etc)
Keep up the great work!
9862169
You may want to leave suggestions for Merr on Merr's story.
As for the links going to the next chapter... Well unfortunately we don't write them in advance, they just kinda pop up whenever. Plus this way makes it a little easier to go back and forth if you don't have another tab open.
9861395
They're called "shrooms" comrade.
9861395
If that IS a thing, invite me over, and bring a video camera that somebody sober is holding.
I feel like "Moonshine" probably doesn't mean what I want it to mean, and that makes me sad.
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9861470
I find the mild hallucinogenic properties to be especially interesting due to Elder Scrolls lore, where Moon Sugar and the drink that refines it, Skooma, is basically moonlight infused cane sugar. And that also has similar properties (though perhaps to a larger extent than you mean in this story).
9861351
Dammit! I swore that I would never drink, but you're tempting me!
I'm just burning through this and the sister story's chapters.
Just trippin on 'shine.
Wonder what she puts in it.
Moonshine? I'm assuming it's not White Lightning, is it?