Letter 80: Here.
Dear Knight Xote,
Your princess of the Sun requests your presence in Canterlot at your convenience to discuss your tenure as a Knight of Equestria, and to ensure that all is well within the lands thereof.
Journey safe, sir Knight,
HRH Celestia
Dear Mending Ways,
Don't worry, this isn't about Twilight Sparkle.
There seems to be a gentlejack by the name of Xote (ho-tay) who believes himself to be a knight of the realm. To my knowledge I have not knighted any pony, donkey, mule, or otherwise in the past several years and I do not recognize the name as it is not even remotely familiar with the grand total of two donkey knights whom I believe would still be alive today. I would like to request your availability in the near future to assess this jack for his mental health, and whether or not he is a danger to himself or others. I would prefer to do so without upsetting him, and see no harm in playing along.
Penned by,
HRH CelestiaPS. I do so hope you've been recovering from your phobia of the color purple.
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
To be perfectly fair Twilight, the craziest being to ever have (legitimately) claimed the title 'Knight of Equestria' was Sir Tally the Fourth. Sir Tally had a rather nasty habit of running off before I could finish assigning a mission and caused no less than eight diplomatic incidents, the razing of a cabbage farm, and singlehoofedly won a war that was brewing with a small diamond dog enclave. Admittedly those are just the exploits history records (at least in books I have read mentioning him), but he once successfully delivered a bouquet of orchards to me as an ode to my beauty. No, I did not misspell 'orchids,' he had actually managed to cut down a total of forty fruit-bearing trees, and shrank them to the size of a bouquet of flowers. I don't know how, because Sir Tally was an Earth Pony. And that was on his first day of duty. I drank more alcohol during his lifetime than any other period of my life.
Your loving mentor,
Princess CelestiaPS. I realize he still doesn't sound quite as insane as a donkey engaging in battle against a building, but that's mostly because I don't want to give anypony ideas.
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Oh my god, Pinkie Pie's ancestor tried to bang Sun-Butt!
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Ah the majestic tale of Sir Tally Mark the Fourth, and his squire and younger cousin, Pi Square. They were granted the very land of the diamond dog enclave as victory, and Sir Tally, who already had a family estate, gifted it to his squire, that the Pis may always have a land to call home.
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CANNON
Well it seems that this particular Equestria did not experience literary parallelism.
Sir Tally the Fourth.
A play on 'sally forth', which is defined as:
YAY! XOTE GOES TO CA>NTERLOT! THE NEXT SHE BANG!!!
In theathers Oktobeer 32th.
images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31700000/LOL-the-cabbage-man-avatar-the-last-airbender-31793698-289-175.jpg
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I was thinking the EXACT same thing
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Frankly, I'm not a fan of cabbage, so even though I feel sorry for the guy, I don't feel sorry for the food.
Overly Sarcastic Productions did a great kinda-animated summary of Don Quixote Here if people care c:
Great video
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Welp, time to binge watch all of OSP's videos... Again
I wonder where Mending Ways developed her phobia for the color purple? 😉😉
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or the cry "TALLY HO!!!"
Which is a very old traditional cry made by the huntsman to tell others the quarry has been sighted. Also used with directions including 'away' and 'back'.
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Fixed and thank you!
So basically, Celestia had made the Equestrian Demoman into a knight ? Sounds absolutely great !
These are amazing.
btw
forty
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Thanks, and fixed.
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That Tally's a ho.
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"Fourty" is technically a correct way to spell 40; it's an older form of the word "forty" and is generally treated as incorrect in modern times, but it's still perfectly fine.
Kinda like "armor" vs "armour".
Heh. Spanish knights.
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Actually, "armor" vs "armour" is american vs british english.
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It's not like "fourty" is incorrect though.
Just a little something I made.
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Thinking about it, I wouldn't be surprised if Cranky was a knight. He was a guest at the Grand Galloping Gala, which is hard to get tickets for, he wandered all over the country questing for decades, he met and befriended changlings and sea serpents, and all four princesses attended his wedding.
I have a feeling that knight was pink and was one of Pinkie's ancestors
Well, now we have to tell Anon XD
OMFG, I am laughing so hard at this, right now!
What.
I am suddenly reminded of the Changeling of the Guard and how he had to deal with a jack (male donkey) named Daniels. Who was 'smuggling' cola.
I now know where "jackass" comes from.