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  • Thursday
    Did anyone actually ask for this?

    So apparently Playtonic is remastering Yooka-Laylee.

    Who asked for this? Who thought this was a good idea?

    A few things, Playtonic:

    1. This game is only seven years old.

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    9 comments · 107 views
  • Wednesday
    Finally.

    I have an excuse for not being able to aim straight.

    1 comments · 70 views
  • Wednesday
    Will try and get an update or two out soon, but...

    ...These next two weeks at work are going to be stressful as hell.

    I just have to say one thing, just to get it off my chest.

    If any of my readers are private health inspectors with standards higher than local laws, I just have this to say:

    That is all.

    Good night.

    7 comments · 101 views
  • 1 week
    Tell Your Tale: P + P = BFFs

    This week, we've got a... Somewhat touching Posey episode?

    Think this would benefit from a longer runtime. I also laughed harder than necessary at Izzy in the very beginning.

    16 comments · 153 views
  • 1 week
    Starting to brainstorm for Extra Life 2024.

    Hey there, folks.

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    0 comments · 75 views
Jul
13th
2023

Be Still My Beating Heart · 5:27am Jul 13th, 2023

Dear EA,

Do not fuck this up.

For the love of all that is holy, do not fuck this up.

MW05 is the crown jewel of this franchise.

Say it with me:
No. Health. Bars. For. The. Cars.

This game was about smashing through road blocks at 200+ mph and the only way you got busted was by getting pinned by 20+ federal Corvettes.

Don't. Fuck. This. Up.

Don't.

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I'm afraid... they will buck it up. EA is infamous in ruining the most beloved video game franchises, never mind loot boxes and other unnecessary gaming mechanics.

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Me too. But we have to have a little hope.

Not much, but a little.

They NAILED Dead Space, after all.

It's ea they will wreck it just like you wrecked those barricades.

5737587
I'm hopeful after that Dead Space remake.

I'm also nervous after they doubled down on everything that was wrong with NFS Heat and put out NFS Unbound, still haven't touched that one,and never will.

I'm going to say the same thing I said when there were rumors about a Sonic Adventure remake: if they fuck it up, you still have the original good version to fall back on.

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Except it's old enough to be exceptionally difficult to get on PC (without raising the jolly roger).

Nice to see this series still going! :twilightsmile:

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5737588
They made a remake of Dead Space?

I'm also nervous after they doubled down on everything that was wrong with NFS Heat and put out NFS Unbound, still haven't touched that one,and never will.

I actually thought Heat was okay. Haven't played Unbound.

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Heat was okay. There was some stuff wrong (like health bars for player cars).

This is EA, assume that they're going to make it lousy with micro-transactions and possibly make it pay-to-win.

Narrator "They fucked it up"

Hot Pursuit 2 was my most beloved.

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That was my first NFS game.

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Hot Pursuit 1 was mine.

That's a lot of Don't's and fuck's.

Ya jinxed it, mate.

5737633

Hot Pursuit 2 was my most beloved.

DUDE.

I wish that had been backwards compatible on the Xbox One! But no...... EA didn't do that. That was my childhood game, and I believe it was my first racing game, too!

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