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• Sunday

  WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest)

  

  The life lessons we learned this week:

  -Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

  -Don't smuggle drugs of any kind. Drugs are bad. Mm-Kay? If you are going to smuggle drugs in your car, obey all the traffic laws so you don't get pulled over. Also: Holy shit! That's a lot of heroin!

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• 1 week

  Concerning the changes in Warhammer 40,000

  In case you're a normie or know nothing about Warhammer 40,000, I'll catch you up. The Custodes, the personal bodyguards for the God-Emperor of Man, just recently released a new codex, a book that contains the rules and lore tidbits for the faction. In a single paragraph bit of fluff it tells the story of a female Custodes. I won't go all that deep into the lore and fluff of that story. I get it, their feelings are valid about this change that came completely out of seemingly nowhere. What I

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• 1 week

  WTFIWWY-Why Did It Have To Be SNAKES

  

  This week the life lessons we learned:

  -If you're bitten by a venomous snake, maybe don't bring it with you to the ER, just leave the snake alone and vacate the area immediately. The ER people have tests they can perform to determine if you need antivenom and what kind.

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• 2 weeks

  WTFIWWY-Total Eclipse of Uranus

  

  Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.

  The life lessons we learned this week:

  -When using a picture on a news broadcast, maybe do a quick last second double check. I'm not sure how the standards and practices are for Mexican networks, but if they're anything like how they are in the U. S., someone is getting fired super hard.

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• 3 weeks

  WTFIWWY-We Can't Take You NOWHERE

  

  This week's life lessons learned:

  -Keep an eye on your crotch goblins or they may very well steal your car. Though this kid kinda, sorta had a good reason.

  -Don't make fun of people with Down's Syndrome. Nobody will feel bad when you get your ass kicked.

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