Good God... · 12:59am Jan 10th, 2013
This man apparently has the longest given name on record: Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Senior. And this is his shortened name.
His full name is...*takes deep breath*...Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenwanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortplanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum...Senior...*heavy breathing*. I guess his parents were very indecisive.
He was born in 1904 in what is today part of Hamburg, Germany and later settled in Philadelphia.
I am not making this up. Here, you can find out what his surname actually means: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfe%2B585,_Senior
And here as well:http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/worlds_longest_surname
Who has that many goddamned names?!
ADOLPH?!
Sweet jesus thats a long name!
I can not even think of a joke for that.
OH MY GOD THAT NAME