A Poem About My Favorite Pony · 3:00am Mar 15th, 2013
Actually, the title is misleading, because I DON'T have a favorite pony. Why? The drama. The cold, hard drama. Why must we continually argue among ourselves about which pony can do everything better than all the others? It's downright evil, I tell you--Evil.
So I have written a poem to express my feelings and, hopefully, convey the message of truth through beautiful rhymes. Hope you enjoy.
The Best Pony
By SlipperPutty
To say one pony's at the top
Would be a waste of time;
If we could choose the best of all,
Leave other ones behind,
In our massive fights we would
Get mad and riled so;
However could we argue such
That she's the way to go?
So now I beg and plead of you,
Please set aside your hate,
And welcome other people's thoughts;
Receive and contemplate.
Kindly let you mind be free;
Look real close, and you will see
Everypony is the best pony!
Not too bad, my friend!
Oh the bronies chant and the fangirls rant
Of the pony that's the best
But a real swell guy and my friend and I
Ask the trolls to take a rest
Aye, the fans of the pony show, my lads
Love friendship more than stuff
We'll share good song and stories long
Good comrades are enough
(Sing to the tune of The Theme of the Long Patrol)
Oh, and Vinyl is best pony.
that's actually pretty good, nice job slipper.