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PointlessGizmo


CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

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  • 170 weeks
    Well...

    ... been a while, hasn't it? Just passing through for a bit of a nostalgia trip!

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  • 467 weeks
    *Zombie shuffling noise*

    BRAAAAAAAAINS! I MUST HAVE BRAAAAAAINS!







    (...blimey, this place has changed a bit. New curtains?)

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  • 538 weeks
    I'M ALIVE!

    ... I know, I can hardly believe it either!

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  • 557 weeks
    One hundred....

    ...subscribers! Yes, I can't believe it either. Granted, 75.3489% of these are probably "watch as many people as I can for the sake of my e-penis" types, but screw it, I'm quite pleased anyway.



    Thanks y'all!

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  • 562 weeks
    Chapter 17 of BITC....

    ... is coming within the next 24 hours!



    I know, I can barely believe it either...

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Jun
4th
2013

Anniversary! · 11:07pm Jun 4th, 2013

No, not *my* FimFic anniversary, that was weeks ago and it completely passed me by without me even noticing. Woops!

No no, the 4th/5th of June (depending on where in the world you live) is an altogether different kind of anniversary. It's exactly one year ago since I decided that taking a common changeling, adding a load of extra, unnecessary cosmetic accoutrements and reducing its IQ by 97% would be a jolly good idea. Yep, that's right, TBATB was published a whole year ago today! It's a Leechiversary!



... where the heck did that 12 months go, anyway? Oh well, never mind. Thanks to everyone for their (surprising amount of) continued support for what should have been a terrible idea. :D

Never thought I'd still be (sort of) at it a year later!

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HOLY FUCK YOU'RE ALIVE. WHO DID I BURY!?!


Also, yay, go Leech! You rock! Woohoo!

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Ha! I knew you were plotting against me, so I sent a decoy Gizmo to fool you. The one you buried was actually a hobo I paid in Jack Daniels to walk past your house in a PointlessGizmo costume.

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How dare you, foiling my murder plans? Rude!

Celebrating a full year of Leech? I can get behind that!

...Also, I just looked at Bug in The City and saw that it has exactly one dislike. That's impressive to me. Compared to over a hundred likes, that's a great ratio for a story.

HOORAY FOR LEECH!

For he's a jolly good changeling!
For he's a jolly good changeling!
C'mon guys sing it with me!

Uh guys, anyone know why I am stuck in a hole in the ground? And where did my Jack go?


Hooray! One year of Leech! :moustache: I need something witty. Hey, Trixie, help me think of something witty please!


:trixieshiftright: Trixie does not help hobos stuck in holes. Trixie supposes she should thank you for the bourbon though. :trixieshiftright:

Hey! My whiskey!

Leech is the very essence of the common working man, constantly trying and never getting anywhere.

Also, his antics are as funny as hell. :rainbowlaugh:

Congratulations! Leech is by far one of my most favorite characters in fimfiction! So sir, you deserve as many thumbs up as I can give. Happy Leechiversary man! Cause characters like Leech are one in a million.

Now, we must celebrate! Rally the changelings, for today we raise our mugs in honor of a changelings that has touched all our cold hearts! We chug these beverages in his honor! Let us drink in merriment!

Leech is best mentally deficient hideously oversized cockroach-pony changeling abomination! :yay:
Thanks to you I read all the changelings in Waspinator's voice now :rainbowlaugh:

These might be tangentially relevant:
Waspinator.
Moar Waspinator!

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