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TheAussieBlue

I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

TheAussieBlue Joined 7th Feb, 2012 · Offline

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  • 498 weeks
    I HAD A STROKE!

    No seriously! A full on stroke. Went to hospital and everything.

    Was not fun.

    Also, strokes tend not to have as much flailing as you'd think. More like twitching uncontrollably.

    But I'm okay now! Mostly.

    4 comments · 582 views

  • 522 weeks
    Why Are Things Taking So Long?

    "Hey, Aussie? When you gonna be done with a new chapter of The Virginal Princess?"

    "Silence Penultimo, my work as El Presidente is never done! Stupid protests..."

    "My... My name isn't Penultimo..."

    So, yeah, I bought me some Tropico 4 and 5, and now I CAN"T STOP PLAYING IT! Stupid sizzling Latino beats.

    0 comments · 447 views

  • 531 weeks
    Difficulties With Low Brow Humour

    I am amazed at how hard it is to come up with innuendo jokes, and have situations where there can be massive misunderstandings which lead to funny situations.

    I'm kind of running out... though I wonder if I can stretch it out with carpet cleaning.

    1 comments · 442 views

  • 540 weeks
    I Am Not Dead; New Story In Works.

    The biggest problem that Twilight is facing was that Stan Johnson, the security chief, was insane.

    Read More

    1 comments · 477 views

  • 550 weeks
    Invasion of The Spider People

    The sun sat still in the sky, beating down with harsh heat onto brown dirt plains strewn with small boulders. Long green trees made up of a single trunk/leaf stretched up in thousands, hundreds of thousands, into the sky. Nestled in the shadows of two great, four legged shapes was a small compound. The compound stretched for some distance, and every space not filled with buildings and runways,

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    0 comments · 472 views
Jul
4th
2013

Valid Complaints · 1:20pm Jul 4th, 2013

You know what annoys me? People who say I've got no right to complain because there are those who have it worse than me. You know what? that is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. I can't complain unless I'm worse off than anyone else? Is that it?

The fact of the matter is that I can complain whenever I want. Zome may think me shallow for complaining about the new Xbox One, or about the low quality burger I got, but I'm not being shallow. These are legitimate issues that I must deal with. It would BE shallow if I said that these issues were worse than starving kids in africa.

Just because someone else suffers more than you does not mean that your suffering is irrelivant.

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