Flash Sentry. · 5:42am Jul 8th, 2013
Yeah, by now we all probably know this dude, And I like to think this is what many of us think about him;
What a fucking ass.
And not only that, this is an ass that has two forms.
A picture is worth a thousand words apparently, which means you got two thousand right there saying the exact same thing;
Cunt.
That's right, I mean just look at this smug little bastard.
"Oh me? I'm just the goddamn pretty boy who's a guard in the Crystal Empire despite not looking like the rest of the fucking squad of sparkling soldiers in the room. Now excuse me, while I go charm the princess."
-Flash sentry, the cuntiest cunt of all cunts that have ever cunted in this goddamn cunty universe.
That's right you heard me, this dickwad right here,
, made several advances on our Twilight. Worse yet, he fucking succeeded!
I would have to admire the stones on this asshole if I didn't want to cut them off and shove them in his goddamn mouth. Of course that's after the rest of the fandom get's their hands on this little shit. This little bastard is fucking lucky he's not appearing in the fourth season, the most brilliant decision those shitheads at Hasbro ever made with this character.
I mean, who the hell does this guy think he is? It's not as if he's some sweet, caring, sensitive, intelligent and handsome person, who makes the lot of us look like disgusting degenerates, and tramples on the little bit of childhood hope in us that told us if we just believe that....that....that we can....
Ah fuck.
Shit.
We're so fucking jelly right now.
Sounds about right.
Good to know he ain't in the fourth.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Yeah, hey would you mind if I send you a PM with a story idea I've had for a one shot? Just trying to get out my first story but it's been.....hard, simply because I don't really know if people will like the idea or not.
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I'm not an editor, but, alright.
Go ahead.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Frickin hilarious.
Okay, this is stupid. Can't send you a PM since the send button cannot be seen in the small screen of my net book.
I'll just post it here, not like someone's going to see it until I actually put up the story in the first place anyway.
You the pony blob tumblrs? I was looking at them and I wanted to do a story on the cute little bastards appearing somehow. The way I came up with to do this is Parasprites.
This will be the sequence of events.
Fluttershy discovers more, tries to keep them but tries not to feed them to make more, Twilight discovers them, is able to cast a spell so they can't reproduce. The mane 6 keep them as pets (except for RD who hates the little molesting buggers)
images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110820215111/mlp/images/thumb/3/34/Rainbow_Dash_parasprite_bikini_S1E10.png/800px-Rainbow_Dash_parasprite_bikini_S1E10.png
Anyway, Pinkie and Twilight discover that feeding parts of their mane turns them into the pony blobs, and Pinkie make one of each for all of them. However she then takes of a large chunk of RD's tail and discovers that each color section creates a different blob. The resolution will just be RD warming up to them after they perform a sonic rainboom when they launch themselves with the party cannon in an attempt to impress RD.
And....that's it really. Not much considering how many words I used to explain it. Would you be interested in a story like this?
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That is the single most bizarre plot I have ever heard of. If you can flesh out the story and such, then, yes. Go for it. I'll give it a read.
Make up an interesting end to it all, and it should be a fun one.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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If I can truly make this the most bizarre thing you've read, this will be worth it. Onward to writing!
1215154 I would look forward to this if the idea wasn't posted forever ago and likely to never come to fruition. I really hope it does. (btw, no you don't know me. I just found you in a comment in a changeling fic)
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You know what, why not? I'll try to motivate my lazy ass and get to it.
1440773 YEEESS!!! I could probably help if you don't have someone to edit for you if you want.
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Sure, I'll tell you when I start if you want to help write and you can edit the hell out of it later.
1440796 sounds good to me. I'm just wondering how I would be able to help you write it. Personally I would prefer to just edit (maybe answering questions if you have any).
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Google docs my fiend, google docs.
Agreed. In Terror in Equestria 7, I had Flash Sentry show up. First he is belittled by Cadence (who was his commander, yes commander) and then he was captured when Cadi's forces attacked Ponyville. Twily first kills Cadi in battle, then brutally tortures Flash Sentry as he continues to profess his love for her. Then she cuts him open, has his beating heart in her mouth. He then says he hates her for trying to take his heart. While that makes Twily happy she still rips his beating heart out with her teeth an then cuts his head off for being an enemy combatant. She then consumes the internal organs of both Cadi and Flash. Her cangeling and dark Alicorn officers eat the rest. That is how much I hate Flash.
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I don't actually hate Flash Sentry, more that they did the whole highschool romance at all.
It's just so bloody clique. However Flash himself seems like a pretty cool dude though we only see a bit of him really.
The blog was meant to be comedic in that I was pointing out the reason why anyone would actually be pissed (like real life anger) at him was because they were jealous.
2274238 I see where you are coming from. Regarding human Flash, he is the popular guy. Given that I was the outcast growing up I tend to dislike characters like that an as far as she goes in pony form, Twily isn't really shippable, well in my opinion. She reminds me a whole lot more like Tia and Luna than she does Cadi, who is married. Of course in my opinion Cadi was meant to be paired. Have I written stories where Twily was shipped? Yes I have an they were not very popular because I suck at romance stories and I shipped her with Tia. I'm thinking the best thing for me to do is to quit being so active in the whole anti-Flash stuff. Now if they do eventually hook them up in the show, I'll be most unhappy. You have a good one.