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PunIntended Consequences


Where there is perfection, there is nowhere to go but down. So aim not for the mountain's pinnacle, but simply for its next handhold.

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  • 450 weeks
    I Have a Challenge for You

    Alright, it's 3:36 AM, I have work in three hours, and I just had to do something very awkward and embarrassing for the first (and hopefully last) time in my life. No, it wasn't that. Or that, geez.

    You disgust me.

    I'm kidding, please love me.

    Boy, this is the perfect time to write a blog, wouldn't you say?

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  • 508 weeks
    This Profile Unintentionally Left Blank

    Soooooooooooo........

    Hi there.

    I haven't really... done anything recently. Like... at all. Even though I promised I would. I broke my promise.

    And I'm sorry.

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  • 514 weeks
    Real Talk. For Real. No Really. I Mean, Yes Really!

    Hey everyone! I've really been churning these blogs out lately. Seriously, 25% of all my blogs were made in the last week. That's not what I'm here to talk about today, though.

    First, an update for all the new favorites TEAT has received (that's never going to not sound awkward, is it?):

    TheWannaBeWriter

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  • 514 weeks
    Thank You!

    Hello to everyone who came here from TEAT (Yes, that really is the abbreviation. I assure you, it was completely by accident.).

    Last night, in the very first hours of this story's existence, something incredible happened. It made the popular stories list!

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  • 514 weeks
    The End?

    So I had an idea one day. What if My Little Pony the show ended... but Twilight didn't? What if the world suddenly ceased around her, trapping her in a frozen snapshot of Equestria's final moment? What if she were forced to roam an unmoving landscape for all eternity?

    ...What if she decided to have a little fun with it?

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Mar
11th
2014

Light Up the Night · 4:44am Mar 11th, 2014

FIRST AND FOREMOST: No, this story is not a parody of the Stephen King novel The Shining. The title is a convenient horror/tragedy reference, but that’s as far as it goes.


The golden toilet is real! In fact, there’s a working bathroom called the “Hall of Gold” in Hong Kong. Check this place out: http://home.howstuffworks.com/most-expensive-toilet-in-world.htm. Incredible, right?


Many people I have seen tend to take the ‘ponies live shorter lives than humans’ route, but seeing as Granny Smith has been around since Ponyville was founded, I’ve come to the conclusion that their lives are actually extremely long. Thus, senior status is not achieved until the pony is 155 years of age.


”That’s another story for another time” is a quote from The Neverending Story by Michael Ende; it is used quite often when the author explains how the main character has affected the course of history in various parts of the world, but can no longer (for obvious reasons) continue the tangent.


As it’s not important to the plot, I’ll go ahead and tell you that Velvet Skies and Landed Eagle are Celestia and Luna. ‘Velvet Skies’ is my personal name for Tia’s pink-haired pegasus disguise. I don’t know if there’s an official fan name. ‘Landed Eagle’ comes from the lunar module called the ‘Eagle’. You may have heard ‘the Eagle has landed’ before, right? That’s what they said during the US’s moon landing.

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