50 Questions? Where'd the Other 30 Come From?

At the time of writing this post, I have three watchers, one of whom has joined recently, I'm assuming because I mentioned that I only had two watchers (Scratch that, it's because I'm one of his pre-readers now, or something. In related news, hello Admiral! I saw his 50 questions and decided to do my own. Peer pressure ftw!). I can only hope to say the same when all is said and done. Geronimooooooooooooooooo.....

1. What's your name? PunIntended Consequences (Punny or Punny Guy), Midnight Meerkat (Nightmeer) in some (older) circles. Jonah IRL.

2. How old are you? 19. Yes, that '1' is supposed to be there. Yes, I know I don't act my age. No, I don't care.

3. What country do you live in? The United States of America.

4. What do you look like? Well, a picture's worth a thousand words I guess, so here I am. It's not the best picture, but it's the only one I have on hand. I'm pretty camera-shy.

(WHOOPS, NO MORE IMAGE. No, it's not coming back. Sorry!)

5. Who do you wish you looked like? Ezio from Assassin's Creed.

6. How did you come across MLP? YouTube and general internet hype.

7. Favourite Ship and Why? The Destiny. Seriously, that thing is Badass! I mean, just look at it! (Oh, and I think Rainbow Dash X Twilight is pretty cute)

8. Least favourite ship? Titanic. Or Unsinkable II. Both for the same reason. Also, I agree with Admiral Biscuit that Rarity X Pinkie Pie is terrible. They're not compatible at all!

9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies? You mean personally? I can't think of anyone. Maybe my closest friend, but I can't really remember.

10. Were they family? Oh no, it's fine, just assume I said yes to the previous question.

11. Favorite Episode? It Ain't Easy Being Breezies, Wonderbolts Academy, Griffon the Brush-off, Luna Eclipsed, Testing Testing 1, 2, 3, Party of One, Lesson Zero, Feeling Pinkie Keen, The Return of Harmony Part 1, The Return of Harmony Part 2, Sisterhooves Social, Hurricane Fluttershy--what? Only one? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny... what? You're being serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

12. Favourite superhero? Iron Man. Duh.

13. Fave Anti-hero? Oh damn, another hard one. I can't think--wait! Sylar, from Heroes! Technically, he's an actual villain, but even though he does some seriously bad things, he's not evil and helps out in the end.

14. Fave Supervillain? Gonna have to go with Discord. Oh, stop booing!

15. Fave antivillain? The hell is an anti-villain? ...Oh. Well, in that case, it's Sylar. My favorite anti-hero then would be... Sly Cooper. He's pretty rad (did I really just say that?).

16. The last book you read? I consider some fanfictions to be books in their own right, so the last one I read was Stardust, by Arad, an absolutely beautiful crossover of MLP and XCOM.

17. Last movie you watched? Frozen. Wasn't as good as people claimed it to be. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

18. Favourite song at the moment? Hero, by Elizaveta

19. Fave song you keep coming back to? Fireflies, by Owl City

20. Current job? Semi-unemployed, working odd contracting jobs as a satellite television installer. Also a full-time college student.

21. What's your ideal future job? Graphic artist or novelist. I'd go for journalist, too.

22. Dream job? Sci-Fi/Fantasy Novelist.

23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life? The universe I have created within my imagination. Not kidding, this thing is epic. Like, galactic, multi-world epic. I'll write a series books about it at some point.

24. Greatest Failure? This post is filled to the brim with tall orders, isn't it? I'd have to say high school. It was awful smothered in terrible, and I hated literally almost every second of it. Exceptions include the LAN parties, my 3d modeling and animation class, any class with my best friend (not very many, unfortunately), and my orchestra class (I played violin).

25. Do you have pets? No...

26. What's your dream pet? A border collie. Amazing dogs, they are. Or a dragon. I would say a pony from the show, but if they're sapient they'd become less of a companion or pet and more family or friend.

27. Any weapons you own? I have a light-sabre from Six Flags. It flashes different colors. Does that count?

28. Any gun you want? THIS FUCKING THING.

29. What religion are you? Atheist. (Goodbye, everyone! Have a nice day!)

30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day? Thomas Edison. The look on his face would be priceless! No, seriously, that shit would sell for billions on eBay.

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day? Steve Jobs. RIP, you crazy, wonderful man.

32. Are you political? Obviously you're not, because this is the most open-ended question you could have possibly asked. Or maybe that means you are?

33. Are you married? No.

34. Do you have a special somepony? No.

35. Do you have a crush? No.

36. Care to explain? I prefer Sunkist.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive? ...Yeeees...?

38. If you could hang with any living person? Christopher Paolini, author of the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, and Inheritance). Him or J.K. Rowling. Or J.R.R. Tolkien. Possibly Eoin Colfer. Noticing a trend yet???

39. Favourite Pony? Rainbow Dash/Lyra/Derpy Hooves/Goldengrape/Berry Punch/I'm doing it again aren't I?

40. Any embarrassing secrets? Fuck yes. Here's one: I dance and mime all sorts of scenes in my head while I listen to music. The scenes usually fit whatever song I'm using at the time, which can range from crushingly depressing to light-headed happiness. They even feature swooping camera shots, dramatic close-ups, and more often than not, one-man-army fighting sequences.

41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of? Within my writing, I'd say Topical Tardiness is my best yet (Exclusive: soon to be a full-length fanfiction novella!).

Of my artwork... let me go peruse my creations. I shall return! ..............I have returned, and I have decided that it's a toss-up between this poster:

And this fan-work of Crowne Prince:

42. Are you a virgin? Fuck yes.

43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets? Revealed one of my fetishes to the internet.

44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret? Revealing one of my embarrassing secrets to the internet.

45. Do you have a fetish? Fuck yes. I have more than one, actually. For example: I find skin-tight suits/clothing to be quite sexy.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish? Nope.

47. Fave FIM stories? I'll just put this here.. Also, my main page has my top five favorites.

48. Fave quote? "The only thing worse than death is uncertainty." --Something I came up with on a ride home from a Thanksgiving dinner. It's supposed to be a piece of advice a character of mine's grandfather once gave.

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them? Once. When I was five years old, I was playing with a fake toy radio when one of my friends at the time took it and carried it away. I tried to follow him and get it back, but he kept running away when I got too close. I finally got fed up with his little game, so I snatched for the radio, wrenched it out of his hand, and slammed it into his face so hard I broke his nose.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly? Absolutely.

Welp, that's that. Now it's time to go eat dinNER HOLY CRAP THAT TOOK FOUR HOURS! It's after midnight! Ah well, I wasn't hungry anyway.