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Sep
15th
2014

A preview of something I'm working on. · 4:03pm Sep 15th, 2014

Sorry for not updating. I've been busy. School and I'm doing a story right now. It may take a while, but eh.

Here's a preview of it:

Rainbow Dash idly sat at her chair in her office. Her office was smelly, with a hint of blood, which crept her out. The only light source of this dark room was a light bulb on the ceiling. Occasionally, it would die out, but the light would come back. In front of her was a television and some camera controls, including a flashing red and button button. Other than an empty shelve, a table where the security equipment is on, and a chair for her to use, the room was neat and not messy. In front of her was a television and some camera controls. She wore a night guard cap and had a blue shirt on. Using the controls, she switched to the camera outside, where she saw Dale smoking a cigarette and talking to himself.

"1000 years old and they look 23 years old. I bet those two princesses are aliens. Aliens from another colony, waiting to take over the world! What I don't get is how Cadance is the right age, and yet she is there aunt. Maybe it's like that alien thing with Joseph and Nancy!!!"

"Yup." Rainbow Dash muttered. "A conspiracy."

She switched to a camera in the break room, where she saw Bill happily getting a frozen vegetarian pizza from the fridge and placing it inside the microwave. After setting up the minutes and some patient waiting, he carefully took out the pizza and placed it on a paper plate. Without using any hands, he ate the entire pizza with his mouth.

Rainbow Dash looked disgusted. "Eww. I thought these robots couldn't eat."

She switched the camera to the bathroom. She saw Boomhauer taking of his shirt and placing it on the sink. Wetting some paper towels, he cleaned his chest and back while singing to himself.

"My name is Boomhauer, yo!
And I'm dang ol' here to say, I tell ya what!
I'm gonna smile and dang ol' women here.
It doesn't matter how, goddamn!
If you're sad or sexy, howdy!
Dang old grin, yup!
Dang old beam, hmm mmm!
You are Boomhauer's dream, I sell propane!"

Rainbow Dash switched to another camera to the entrance before she started to drool over Boomhauer. However, to her surprise, she saw Hank staring at the camera. She didn't know why, but she felt a chill in her spine as she saw Hank's emotionless stare.

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he felt a chill in her spine as she saw Hank's emotionless stare

That's creepy, I tell you what. :moustache:

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