Miscellaneous Grumblings III

For fuck's sake, people - STOP SIGNING YOUR GODDAMN COMMENTS! Your name is RIGHT THERE next to it. Don't like that name? Guess what - YOU CAN CHANGE IT. If we want to know who posted the comment, we can look to the left and see your name and avatar. There is literally no reason to sign your comments, ESPECIALLY when the signed name is the same as your username.

And another thing! Enough with the split personality/double user comments! "I know! I'll type out a comment as if I'm talking to someone else and recording our conversation!"

You are not funny. You are not amusing. You are not witty, quirky, creative, original, or cool. You are an annoying waste of millions of years of evolution, and you need to stop.