So... How 'bout them pokemanz? · 1:55am Dec 13th, 2014
So, I started playing Pokemon. Specifically Sapphire, but that's not too relevant to what I'm gonna say.
Naturally, I wanted to get a Gardevoir immediately, because I think Gardevoir is cool. It just is, shut up. Anyway, I ended up getting a male and a female Gardevoir, because I suppose I'm the luckiest guy that totally didn't spend hours on end running in a circle in the long grass outside of Petalburg, or whatever the hell the city's name is.
So, upon realizing that pokemon breeding was a thing, I asked myself, "Why the fuck shouldn't I get myself a shiny Gardevoir? That'd be the shit!" So, I put them both in the daycare, got a mach bike, and started just riding back and forth on that straight path in Mauville.
And, let me just say, WHAT THE FUCK. GARDEVOIRS WILL NOT STOP FUCKING. I HAVE SO MANY GOD DAMN EGGS ALREADY, I'VE BEEN RIDING THIS DAMN BIKE FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS AND I HAVE NEVER NOT HAD A FULL PARTY OF EGGS. I ALREADY HAVE SO MANY RALTS' IN MY PC IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE.
Anyway, just thought I'd share what I'm going to be doing through the semester exams. And probably during christmas break. And maybe new years. Basically, here's my plan: I want two shiny gardevoirs, one male and one female. Don't ask why, just fucking roll with it.
And thus ends my random telling of my misadventures in Pokemon Sapphire. I figured I'd share my foolishness in wanting not 1 but 2 fuckin shiny gardevoirs. I don't know why I shared this, nor do I care.
Man, I really am behind, the last pokemon I played, was silver on the GameBoy Color. The last one I finished was Pokemon Blue & Yellow on GameBoy.
I congratulate you on opening a pokemon slut side business
Anyway, you got what you wanted in the end right?
Now what to do with all those pokemon eggs... feed the others!
2649852 Well, I mean, this is the first I've ever played. I have Yellow and Gold set aside for when I'm done with the game, but for now, Imma get ALL the Ralts in my box.
And I'm pretty sure that I can't feed a bunch of ralts a ralts... That'd be mean, and they're too adorable to be mean to.
Just look at this adorable little guy! fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/123/0/d/A_Ralts_n___A_Rose_by_Omega_Sigh.jpg
Him and his little flower, I bet he's gonna give it to a nice Kirlia girl!
