New story about to be up. And it's terrible. And I'm happy. · 7:22am Mar 2nd, 2016
...it has vomit in it a little. Finally, right?
It's horrible sexual humor, and involves nonconsensual gay times with a little help from Rarity. Really, I have no excuse for this fic beside tormenting Anon in every way imaginable, and some ways unimaginable. So yeah, pull up a late night drink and good luck with this one. You'll need it.
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Edit: AAAAAND it's live!
Finally. I thought you were starting to think we were unattractive.
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PFFFFF no, you're all gorgeous and wonderful and stuff. But that might just be the booze talking.
Either way, I'm hoping for some good puns with this one. It's ripe for the picking in that regard.
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Be cAreFuL wHat yOu wISh foR.
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Ok! Sounds good to me!
Great! anonpencil Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Anon,