My Dickish Pony: Ponies Are Dicks (Season 6) · 8:01pm Feb 11th, 2017
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You didn't think I'd forgotten, did you? :D In case you're not aware what this is, it's a series of blog posts where I gently (sometimes not-so-gently) mock the show by summarizing the episodes and...
Y'know what, just read the two links above. :B It'll take less time, and it's funny.
I will say it was slightly less fun to do this season. Like, I had to really stretch with some of these. :B Hopefully it's still funny. Remember, along with being a dick, ponies are stupid, babies, have sexual tension, and often fuck everything up. :V (If you want actual analysis and don't mind reading a lot, go here.) HERE WE GO
The Crystalling: Cadence's baby is a dick to the Crystal Empire. Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy try and fail to be dicks to the crystal ponies, because crystal ponies are stupid. Starlight Glimmer helps her old boyfriend save the day as part of her training to not be a dick anymore.
The Gift of the Maud Pie: Pinkie sells her party cannon to a dick pony because her sister is better than her at everything.
On Your Marks: Apple Bloom is almost a dick to her friends because she's stupid.
Gauntlet of Fire: Spike helps a tsundere dragon princess prove to her dick of a father that she's fit to rule their kingdom of dick dragons because sexual tension.
No Second Prances: Twilight is a dick to Starlight because she's afraid Starlight made friends with a dick but really it's just sexual tension.
Newbie Dash: After the Wonderbolts are dicks to her, Rainbow Dash acts like a tremendous idiot because she's stupid.
A Hearth's Warming Tail: Twilight tells a story about a Victorian dick who almost fucked everyone over, in the hopes Starlight will embrace the joys of capitalism.
The Saddle Row Review: Rarity's friends almost fuck up the opening of her newest boutique because they're stupid. There weren't really any dicks there, except her landlord, the raccoons, the bouncer at the dance club okay, there were a lot, but they weren't important.
Applejack's "Day" Off: Applejack is a dick to her girlfriend because she's too focused on playing Tool Time to relax. But really, what was Rarity expecting dating her? Sexual tension?
Flutter Brutter: Fluttershy helps her lazy brother learn how not to suck at everything, but forgets to teach him how to suck at being a dick.
Spice Up Your Life: Rarity and Pinkie try really hard not to fuck up their own efforts to save a restaurant from a dick of a food critic.
Stranger Than Fan Fiction: The secret to being a good fan is not to be a dick.
The Cart Before the Ponies: The CMCs fuck everything up by not realizing their dick sisters would fuck everything up.
28 Pranks Later: Rainbow Dash is being a dick to Ponyville, so Ponyville is a dick right back at her. (Something about this feels familiar.)
The Times They Are a Changeling: Spike meets the one changeling who isn't a dick and sings a song about special snowflakes to keep the crystal ponies from being dicks to the non-dick changeling.
Dungeons & Discords: Discord may be a dick, but at least he's not a nerd.
Buckball Season: Sports fans are dicks.
The Fault in Our Cutie Marks: No one's a dick, just one griffon is really stupid.
Viva Las Pegasus: Applejack and Fluttershy help a pair of dicks stop being dicks to each other so they can out-dick the biggest dick in Pony Vegas.
Every Little Thing She Does: Starlight is a dick to her friends because she's stupid and lazy. Then her friends fuck everything up because she's bad at mind control. You know, for kids!
P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View): Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Applejack tell Twilight and Spike the story of how they were all dicks to each other on a boat.
Where the Apple Lies: Once upon a time, young Ganglejack nearly fucked over her farm and got her brother killed by being a lying dick. Also, it's hard to fault Diamond Tiara's mom for being a dick when she was born with a name like Spoiled Milk.
Top Bolt: Twilight and Rainbow Dash help an OC stop being a dick to his girlfriend. The Wonderbolts appear in this episode and somehow aren't dicks, not even Fleetfoot.
To Where and Back Again: Starlight Glimmer graduates from Not a Dick Anymore Academy by helping Steve turn all the changelings into special snowflakes. Except Chrysalis, who runs off to be a dick another day. Also, Discord and Trixie are dicks to each the entire time, which is really funny.
The Legend of Everfree: Gloriosa Daisy is a dick to a bunch of high schoolers because Filthy Rich is a dick to her.
(Friendly reminder that the actual best thing that happened to the show this season was DWK.)
There were a lot of idiotic and grumpy moments in this season now that you mention it.
I'm just going to appreciate "Ganglejack" for a while.
Such dicks. Much peni.
Agreed. DWK is the best to happen this season.
Some of these were funny, others were okay, and none were terrible... I guess; humor is subjective and personal to the person, so there is no way to make everyone happy.
This sounds like it should be a thing. Not sure what kind of thing, but a thing.
Maybe something for one of the futa groups.
This sounds like a horrible clopfic.
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They're all horrible clopfics.
My Little Pony: Sexual Tension is Subtext!
And in the end it turned out that indeed Trixie was a bit of a dick too.
DIcks are always important.
Well, if he isn't sucking at being a dick then mission accomplished?
And sport players are too.
Glimmy isn't lazy. She's just fucked in the head.
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Hey, just for you, I did season 8 because I never did it previously. <.<
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(darn, I missed season 7 because google somehow failed to find it)
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When I do 9, I'll go back and crosslink all the blogs. :)