Fic-A-Minute: Twilight Sparkle Gets A Free Salad · 11:26pm Jul 21st, 2017
Ummm... not really much to talk about this week. Go get your fic below the break as usual.
(Twilight enters a restaurant.)
Twilight Sparkle
I'd like a free salad due to poor marketing.
The Manager
Salads are two bits. No compromises.
Twilight
You do know how this will end, right?
(The restaurant explodes.)
Equestrian Intelligence Service
We have you in custody. Now what will you do?
Twilight
Escape Checklist!
Equestrian Intelligence Service
Seriously?
(More explosions.)
Celestia
You forgot one thing off of your list, Twilight. Me.
Twilight
Eep.
THE END
"I am terror."
when I write random stories this is what I aspire to.