I have a lot of explaining to do. · 6:51pm Jan 24th, 2018
So first off, to all my readers and, more importantly to my friends here on Fim, I want to apologize. I have been gone for an INSANE amount of time. I don't have an excuse for not getting in contact with you all but I do have a explanation.
Murphy seemed he liked me more then usual and decided I needed his deluxe care package in the form of a lawsuit against me. I won't go into details since I'm not a fan of gossip of any kind, but I came out on top of this problem and can now put it behind me.
I've been gone for so long because I had to focus on all the shit that got dumped on my head weather it was true or not. That coupled with the fact that my last job had to let me go, since they couldn't pay me due to the minimum wage raise, I've had a bit of a crappy holidays.
But I can't be all doom and gloom. I got to go see my two little dumplings, My daughters are doing well, better then I could've ever hoped for. They love to sing and have inherited my love of reading and books. I spent most of my visit just sitting on the couch with them in my lap and reading books to them out loud.
That pretty much made up for the crap I had to go through before hand.
On a writing note, my stories are not dead in the slightest. I've just had a massive case of writers block due to that son of a bitch Murphy. I've started working on them again and am making progress. I learned my lesson and will try to not make promise I can't keep.
Like saying you'll try and post chapters every month when you have multiple stories going at once?
No need to rub it in Beta.
Hey, you're the one who put all these lovely readers through suspense hell, making them think you fell off the face of the planet.
I said I was sorry and explained my situation what else do you want?
Nothing... Pinkies already taking care of your punishment
*Shiver* Don't remind me.
So to wrap this up, I want to apologize to you all for my lack of chapters and answers to PMs and any other form of communication. I hope you guys can forgive me and I'll try my best to knock the chapters out of the park and onto your screens. ALLONS Y!
i hope you got my messeges they where wishing you a good christmas and a happy new year
Holy Shit! You're alive!!!
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i DIDN'T MEAN NOT TO WRITE! i'M SORRRYYYY!!!!
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It's okay.
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BWAHAHA! Thanks for that, I always love a good laugh. I remember thae video that's from and it makes me laugh every time I see it.
QUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, HOW MUCH I WAS PRAYING FOR GOD FOR SEE YOU AGAIN. I WAS REALLY WORRIED, I WAS MISSING SO MUCH.
DAMM, I'M CRYING AT WORK.
SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED TO ME, I WAS REALLY, REALLY SAD, AND ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WASN'T HERE. NOW YOU ARE HERE. I'M SO GLAD. THANKS GOD FOR SEE MY FRIEND AGAIN.
MANY THINGS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE DUDE. I'M SO STRESSED AFTER MANY THINGS. NOW I CAN REST THINKING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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Nice to see, or, read you too man.
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Later we can talk, now I have to go back to work. DAMMMIT.
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lucky you. I want to work.
O...M...CELESTIA... ITS A ZOMPONY!!!! GET THE SHOTGUNS!!!!
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LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEESS!!!!!! FOOOOLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOWS!!!
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(Notice Big Mac is the only one not looking straight a head )
Looks at List of following...
Me: OK I swear there is a necromancer among us. All these dead authors are coming back to life.
In all seriousness Welcome back Here have a cute Vinyl
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PS. New year new me... out with Eon Diablo Moon Knight, In with Herald of Weirdmageddon
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I love Vinyl! Thank you.
It is good to have you back. :)
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I'm sorry I was gone so long. Hope you're doing well.
4781496 I am indeed. :) I hope that things are going well for you too.
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They are now, much better then they were.
4781498 I am glad to hear it. :)
Took ya long enough ya Knot head. Now you can stop bugging me 24/7 for ideas.
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How do you guys put up with his crazy antics? Quirky is a good friend of mine, I love him to death and I'm all up for a bit of fun but he is a whole other level. He showed up at my door middle of the night, (Which isn't a problem cause I'm a bit of a night owl anyway.) begging me for help.
I thought he might have killed some one with how upset and twitchy he was. Turns out he had limp... 2 miles... from his house to mine... to get my help for a splinter in his foot. I had a red mark from face palming so hard. how do you guys do it?
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i just like talking with the guy hes fun
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He certainly is that. and completely random. I don't think he could've picked a more accurate nickname then Quirky.
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i can think of one maybe rando
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GNARL! Why you tell Viper that! If you keep it up I'll tell the one about how you got band from the pool because of the noodle!!
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a pool noodle or the ramen kind
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pool noodle. Gnarl doesn't really like to swim so he uses floaties and such to move around and relax.
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would of been a better story if he tried making a pool sized bowl of ramen
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That's Naruto's dream.
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indeed
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Nah, he was paddling around sitting on a noodle and a woman walked backwards into it and thought it was the thing between his legs. didn't even look to check just started shouting "Pervert" and "Rap" in the same sentence.
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a rapping pervert that must be a sight to see
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I was laughing, much to Gnarl's annoyance. The scene was to Stupid not to. I was just as angry as Gnarl though when the company who owned the pool said he was banned, even after everything was explained to be a misunderstanding and mistake.
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the pool owner probably wanted to be safe then sorry
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Gnarl and I both understood that. It was still bullshit though.
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QUIRKYGALLADE!!!! The next time I see you I'm gonna bean you over the head with a carp!!! multiple times. and then I'm gonna make sure every chair you sit it from now on has a tack in it.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!