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I am an Anti-Brony, I hate MLP, so why am I here? Read this...! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/769267/if-im-an-anti-brony-why-am-i-on-this-site

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    People often yak at me

    "Try better yourself"

    "Grow up"

    "Improve"

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    The same thing follows with fiction, when people whine and complain.

    "This sucks"

    "Write them In character"

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    She gets disrespected a lot because she wants to help people, even though she's a princess who's saved Equestria on multiple occasions.

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Aug
2nd
2020

Cadance isn't responsible (I know) · 3:52pm Aug 2nd, 2020

I finally know who's been harassing me...!!

True, it would be bad to torture Cadance for no reason... But I HAVE a reason (I don't like her)

People still seem to think I blame Cadance for my OTP's not hooking up.

That's not true...

That was an UNUSED idea for Darkness of Dimensions.

Cadance is so beautiful, so happy, and got married to Shining Armor despite whatever disasters came her way. She's got a good life going. I planned to use that in the following ideal to MAKE IT HER FAULT in the story.

First of all, it's based on the ideal that LIGHT AND DARKNESS aren't just forces, they are feelings, or depiction of circumstances that occur in your life.

LIGHT: "You lead a good life."

DARK: "You are miserable."

Kind of like streaks of lightning ready to strike without warning. (Fate ready to carry out its plans)

The lightnings bolts decide to strike Cadance, and because in the end she is always happy-ever-after, or loving, and surrounded by greatness, she managed to avoid the darkness and bask only in the light energy of the lightning bolt.

But what to do with the leftover darkness? It needs to feed on someone, and since Cadance managed to dodge it. it'll have to strike someone else (Davis or Beast Boy... ect, ect) no matter what dimension they are in, which is why I make it so they live miserable lives.

The darkness that was meant for Cadance (To bring her suffering, lifelong scars, emotional torment, ect, ect...) didn't happen, so the men have to act as Lightning rods. Someone to lick up all the crap, someone whose purpose is nothing more than to be the guy that makes everyone else look good just so THEY can be happy.

That was idea... The happier Cadance is... The Worse the boys will get.


The idea was intended, but scrapped, even I thought it sounded ridiculous.


So why do I torture Cadance anyway? For nearly the same reasons...

It's not her fault that Davis didn't get Kari, or Beast Boy didn't get Terra...

...She doesn't know what it's like to live in extreme misery and pain. She thinks life will always happy-ever-after in the end...?

Well, I'm here to put a STOPPER in that, and make her realize "Everything has a price"

or that "Sometimes fate has other plans for you"

In other words, I want her to understand real pain. (Everything that happened to her in MLP's Canon... not bad enough)

So, let's PUSH HER!! Hahahaha!


Season 1: She was worked like a slave and beaten regularly in the drill camps when Super Nightmare Moon took over.

*Whipping her*

WHAPP

WHAPP


Where's your Friendship, Love and Harmony now, eh? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Season 2

She was forced to kill her brother, Fratello (As per his wishes) in order to stop the Robots from taking over.


It teaches her that sometimes you just can't save everyone.


Season 3:

Twilight was killed, I know how much Twilight meant to her, so apart from me wanting Twilight dead out of spite (As well as plot) I got a bonus. Haha!


Season 4

A little merciful...

She was given nightmares by the future versions of her cousins (Castor and Leilani) making her feel like a jinx who brings misfortune to everyone. In hopes that she would run away, and find the Ninja Powers. It needed to be done exactly so, with her feeling distraught, in order for the powers to be found and for her tor regain her faith.


Season 5:

While expecting to give birth to her first child (Amando) A brainwashed Shining Armor (As Saber) attacked and nearly destroyed her had Lightning not leapt in the way to block the attack himself, unfortunatley a large stone column fell on Cadance, hurting her and causing premature birth... thus the baby was stillborn.

Two tortures in one. Her husband was taken away, and her baby was lost. Even though I scripted it that way, just another way of show... Fate has other plans, and sometimes even your best plans can go awry.


Season 6:

the damage sustained from her accident, Cadance is found to be barren (She can't have any more children) and even if she could, Shining Armor's sperm is dead. (He can't get her or ANY woman Pregnant even if he slept with them 100 times)
But the manages to overcome this by CREATING Flurry Heart almost the same way Celesto created the first baby Space Ponies (Flurry Heart is a Clone)


Season 7:

Flurry Heart is kidnapped by the Fruit-bats (applejack's brainwashed relatives) and is eventually returned to her.


Season 8:

She is the prime target of Data Stream and Megadox. Data even imprisons her in Cyber Space and shocks her mercifully without qualms.

Season 9:

Being the Element of Love, when the Devils find out about this.... HELLO. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.


I even tortured DEAN/PRINCIPAL Cadance in "STARFLEET EVENTS"

Her brother was a Cyborg, altered by a Witch Doctor he was working for, to destroy Cadance and her friends. In the end, Fratello sacrifices himself by detonating an irremovable bomb inside him, to destroy the generator that nearly destroys the earth.

Lightning to Cadance: "You want to talk about realistic? Let's talk about how realistic You are. Here you are, waiting for someone to come back that just isn't going to come back, and if waiting for two years hasn't told you anything, you're not one to talk about being realistic are you."

*Cadance looks visibly upset*

Lightning: "I'm sorry, that was way over the line."

Cadance: "I forgive you. You're not the first person to keep telling me this."



Again... AND I FULLY ADMIT IT...

I'm torturing Cadance for being happy ALL THE TIME, getting all the things I wish my OTPs had, and they didn't and will never.

So... she and all others, are going to have to pay for it, and finally realize the awful truth, "True Love... DOESN'T... Conquer all"

Plain and simple.

"THEIR pain now becomes YOUR PAIN"


*Recites the Wedding Oath of the Devils*

Find all the people (Characters) who are in love, root them out and kill them.

Find anyone who is capable of Love and destroy them.

And above all... Find couples who are about to be wedded, and wipe them off the face of the Earth forever.

Hate the love in this world. For as long as love exists in this world, those of us with hateful hearts will know no peace!

AH...YEAH...!! Perfect inspiration to make dark fics of anger, hate, jealousy, betrayal, and evil beings with motivation. I LOVE IT!!

It's just how I roll when I want ideas for fics.

*Stretches out*

Well, that was invigorating...

Come, Fellow Anti-Bronies... we have other pony lives to ruin.

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