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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 3 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 8 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 14 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 27 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 30 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Feb
11th
2021

Since dinosaurs seem to be birds · 8:35pm Feb 11th, 2021

Since dinosaurs seemed to be birds. (What we recently found out) Do you think instead of that famous roar like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, we would really just hear big angry chicken sounds? Does that make them even more terrifying or funny?

Report Bendy · 202 views · #birds #dinosaur #dinosaurs
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Probably scary because I have a small fear of chickens

Aaaaaaaand now I have a mental image of the T-rex roaring at the end of the original movie but a rooster's crow is coming out instead....

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I imagine it to be a very deep version. A rooster's roar on steroids.

Terrifying! Have you ever met an angry bird before, those fuckers are scary!

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And these ones would be huge.

Apparently we now think that Big T was covered in down as a baby and then shed it as it grew large enough that it didn't need insulation anymore. I'm imagining an adorable baby T-rex that's still taller than I am (and I'm not a short man!)

Some say that T. rex couldn't roar, only making rumbling noises instead. I think that a big predator that doesn't make loud sounds is a bit more scarier.

Considering that dinosaurs were covered in feathers and are the inspiration of the modern concept of dragons, I propose a change(please not that I did not draw the image nor do I claim ownership of said image) https://twitter.com/jjcelery/status/1336039322143879172

Or maybe just a really loud quack. :rainbowderp:

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In the dark of the night, the city alive and running. Everyone was happy, but then the ground starts shaking, the wind starts blowing and then you hear.

*HONK*

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