"You have a lot of time to think to yourself when you get stuck. Thinking of things like life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. How did I get here? When did I get here? Why did I get here. All the W's, starting with The Who. Oh well. This will get resolved somehow... I hope"
-Derpy Hooves

Written for SuperTrampoline's Feghoot contest

One stormy night, Melody Star wakes up from a nightmare and her mother sings her a sweet song to help her go back to sleep. Story based on "Derpy's Lullaby". Story is prequel to "Melody Star's Sonata"

Edit (2015): HOLY CRAP!!! This is my most well-received story to date ( I say well-received due to it having less than 5 dislikes and more than 2 likes) Since you people like it so much, I've decided to make a sequel to it. It may(or may not) be multiple parts idk. But it will happen!

The characters in this story are protected by OCRA.

Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.

Spike has secrets. Secrets he isn't proud of. Secrets which clog up his thoughts to the point of needing to shout them out... This is why he has a diary. He converts all rage, hate, worry, fear, embarrassment and even crushes to simple text on a page. But this has continued to the extent that he is paranoid of anypony reading a single word of it...

So what happens when the diary mysteriously disappears?

Fluttershy finds Sunset's porn stash.

It's... not exactly what she expected.

For the Ponyville PD, it was a quiet day in the break room. Clance just had to say it . . . We could not stop him in time!
Discord's meaner cousin Murphy must have been listening . . .

This story is a sequel to The Sauce Must Flow

There was no two ways about it. That fish had to die. And Raindrops had to watch.

Remember this pony? She's Valley Glamour, and she appears on Fake It 'Til You Make It.

Well, in this short story, Jimmy Hook is going to turn into this Pegasus. Follow him as he spends a nice time.

Commission for my good friend JimmyHook19.

The cutie mark crusaders are once again trying to help a fellow blank flank, find his destiny.

When he suddenly disappears with no signs, they'll have to figure out what happened to him before it's too late!

When Scootaloo comes up with a crazy idea to try entering a game to find him, the three crusaders arrive in a place not like the Ponyville they've known, and they'll have to find Wild Ace if they want to return home again.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is in the PROCESS of being rewritten, and will be posted with a new version at some point. Thank you all for your understanding and patience.

Edited by: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/275628/EverfreePony

Cozy Glow has been locked away in Tartarus as punishment for her crimes. There she meets her pen pal and new neighbor, Lord Tirek. She then proceeds to drive him completely nuts.