This story is a sequel to But It's So Generic!

Twilight and Spike have both written Power Pony fanfictions and release them to the hungry public. Will they do well, or will the annoying trolls and over-analytical readers tear them apart? Find out!

Pre-read by the GDocs Spell Check feature. It sucks.

Now with a French translation!

Princess Twilight Sparkle has been busy, what with dealing with supposedly reformed draconequui, restoring the ancient castle in the Everfree Forest, and making time helping the Cutie Mark Crusaders learn new skills. So when she finally gets a chance to relax, she decides to engage in her favorite pastime.

Reading!

Which would be a lot easier if Rainbow Dash didn't keep showing up and sitting on her. Or near her. And now she's so busy trying to figure out what her friend is up to, that she's losing out on precious reading time!

Will Twilight ever get to finish her book? Is Rainbow Dash pulling off the most elaborate prank in Ponyville history? Will there be a surprise guest appearance by David Pownie? Regrettably the answer to the last question is no, but find out the in the thrilling story: An Inconvenient Dash!

I saw the image used for the cover art and this story just kinda creeped into my head, and refused to leave. But hey, more Twidash is always a good thing right?

The image for the cover art belongs to Strange Danger, at least according to the watermark and derpibooru tag.

New Patch 1.2
Harmony numbers have been increased 20% across all classes.
Grammar corrections provided by the wonderful Applejack-fan.
Twicon Panic Levels have been fixed to be brought in line with current Defcon numbers.
Bug fixes for the Dragonshy raid have been deployed.
New World Event: Discord's Disco Disaster- Discord is up to his old tricks, turning Ponyville and all its inhabitants into 70's disco versions of themselves. Boogie down with your favorite mare or stallion, compete in special dance themed quests, and earn the special seasonal item -Bell-bottom Bogey Pants +5-!

A sleeping Rarity mysteriously appears in her friends' beds, and nopony knows how or why. Her friends are determined to discover the truth behind Rarity's night-time snuggling spree.

(You) are a very lonely human, lost, alone, and an alien among ponies. Follow yourself on your own lonely tale across equestria.

This story is a sequel to Cool Story Bro, But It Needs More... Ponies?

Gosh dang it, Angela!

I finally ask the girl I'm crushing on out on a date, and you decide to turn both me and her into ponies just for fun?!
What the hell has happened to my life?

Edit: Made Featured Box June 9th, 2014. (Woot! Woot!)

You know how in human in Equestria stories the ponies eventually ask the human if humans eat meat, and the human says yes, and everypony gasps all dramatically, and then the human explains that they only eat non-intelligent creatures, and then the ponies relax and say everything’s good and they just take the human’s word for it without checking?

Vinyl Scratch (aka: DJ PON-3) thought she was disk-jockeying a perfectly normal gig in Canterlot, but when she shows up, she finds the Royal Night Orchestra has taken over the club and her clients have disappeared. Attending the Orchestra's party only deepens the mystery, as it seems somepony is trying to conquer all the musicians of Equestria using the musical talents of the bowed beauty Octavia. If Vinyl wants to have any hope of winning Octavia's hoof and getting to the bottom of why her show was cancelled, she'll have to pour all her Bass Power into winning the Royal CanterlotWar of the Wubs music contest to attain a Royal Rank as a musician herself!

As if that would stop her. The power of Harmony (Remixes) will prevail!

With special thanks to prereader MidnightShadow!

Trixie magically showed off her bad luck at trying to do a show following her humiliation in Ponyville, and it wasn't pretty. But why do some of those ponies we see in those scenes look familiar? Bon Bon remembers. But had to happen, had to happen, right?

Art by Navitaserussirus used with permission. http://navitaserussirus.deviantart.com/art/Page-117-421261410

Applejack is the Element of Honesty.
What could she be like if she was something else?

Twilight is a fond lover of science. She also loves having her stomach full. One day, while in her lab, she gets hungry. Feeling that she was too far into her research to go out to eat, and since Spike wasn't home, she decided to make some food right then and there. What could possibly go wrong?

Will add to Char. List when Char. appears.