Applejack never left Aunt and Uncle Orange in Canterlot, and became a highly refined mare with a taste for the wild when she isn't attending one of many, many dinner parties. Between such, she has a penpal, a mare named 'Rainbow Dash'. Rainbow Dash sent her some tickets to the Wonderbolts' show in town, in the best seat in the house. When she attends, she's amazed to see Rainbow Dash is the star. They meet for dinner, and things accelerate from there until her aunt and uncle find out. The thought of a highly refined mare with "a show-offish ruffian" is simply outlandish to them. Oh, and the fact that their daughter is a fillyfooler could get her on the streets. Just sayin'.

Arts by SoulSpade on dA. Seeking coverart, PM me.

I have something I want to tell you.

It's a very simple thing. A short little phrase.

I wonder if it still matters, though, in a world like this.

It matters to me, but I'd like to know if it'll matter to you.

Audio Reading by journcy!
Featured on EqD! - 10/09/2012
Inspired by the image "Twilight's Library" by SpyroConspirator. Cover used with the artist's permission.
Also featured on the Pony Fiction Vault! - 11/03/2012
Spotlit by The Royal Guard! - 02/04/2014

In a poorly informed bout of revenge, Trixie has returned to Ponyville to make Big Macintosh and Rarity fall in love, because she's convinced this will prove she is the Best Showpony in all Equestria.
But Rarity's going to the spa with Fluttershy, Big Mac has chores to do, and Twilight hasn't the faintest as to why her best friend and best friend's brother are having an episode of freaky Friday...

This story will not be completed by its original author, though if one is interested, they can adopt the story and finish it as they see fit. Unpublicized story resources exist.

The Evil Enchantress Torka has kidnapped Prince Miche of the Kingdom of Levure. None of the kingdom's warrior dare defy the reptillian warriors of the enchantress! Only one mare is bold enough to challenge the Evil Enchantress, to atempt to save the prince, to brave the Dark Fortress of Ugn, and invicible enough to hope to come back alive: Raindrops of Clan Drops, Barbarian Queen!

A very silly short fic. This is technically a Lunaverse webisode, but does not rely on the continuity of that Alternate Universe so it can be enjoyed by anyone even if you are not a fan of the Lunaverse.

If you don't know the Lunaverse, then please come and visit us in the Lunaverse Group for all the stories in chronological order!

Humans... humans are such a bizarre race. Capable of the greatest benevolence and the worst atrocities. And yet, they're so very predictable. For you see, while societies may die, and nations may crumble, one thing will remain constant: the desire to survive.

I should know. I was there when everything fell.

Private Steven Clint is a man with nothing. A 35-year old soldier who had the rare experience of losing both his wife and daughter while he was overseas in Afghanistan. The armband on his right bicep with Scootaloo's face on it serves as a reminder of the daughter he lost, for in Scootaloo's face he saw her own.

While patrolling a small Afghan town after a bombing, Steve ventures into the alley to find a sight he never thought he would. The same small, orange filly that was on his arm. The same on that reminded him of his daughter.

Now he must protect her from the surrounding war until she finds a way to get home.

A special thanks to "RainbowdashEpicness" for helping me edit this story.

Also, if anyone is interested in making an image that I can use as a cover picture (besides this one which I got off google images), let me know.

I hope you enjoy :)

Twilight composes a letter to the Princess about a terrible Hearth's Warming gift.

Featured on Equestria Daily, 23 June 2012.

Speak no evil, only breathe. Hear no evil, only listen. See no evil, only darkness... or so the tale goes.
Twilight Sparkle retires an old tome to the shelves one final time, having more than enough spooks for one night. Now with Spike away at Applebloom's, she can relax, because after all, a story is just a story... right?

Read this in the dark.
Fanfic Reading
Artwork here.

Tom the rock and Bloomberg the apple tree learn what it means to love. Sometimes, even the most unlikely of things will fall in love.

Twilight encounters her greatest enemy, a villain more vile than Chrysalis, more slippery than Discord and darker than Nightmare Moon. The villain is known throughout Equestria as: Customer Service

[Note: Music component in story is entirely optional]
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There's a small little easter egg inside. Let's see if anyone can find it ^^
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Credits and Inspiration!

Song by MusicalWolfe: Winter Wrap Up Elevator Remix

Inspiration from a comment made by BCSpore on the video above

Cover art from My Little Pony Wiki from the episode Lesson Zero
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Author's Notes:
What happens when you're bored out of your mind in the middle of class and have that song played on repeat after looking at a awesome comment? This. That's what.

This is possibly the fastest, craziest and most random fanfic I have ever written. The idea wouldn't get out of my head so I did what any self-respecting writer would do: Make the craziest fanfic I could think of. I also used it to see what it would be like to do most of the story in uninterrupted dialogue. Regardless I hope you all enjoy this piece of...whatever this is.