Zipp researches aerodynamics. Pippsqueaks get a completely wrong idea about it.
Preread by AtomicClop and Cinder Vel
Art by Grapefruit-Face
Scouted here.
Reading by StraightToThePointStudio:
Part 1
Part 2
Total Words: 42,055
Estimated Reading: 2 hours
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Me.
Rainbow Dash.
To an art museum.
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