Sunny Starscout is no stranger to strange things happening in Maretime Bay. However, today takes the cake, for everypony is speaking in a strange, incomprehensible manner. Can Sunny get to the bottom of the situation and restore Ponish to normal? And what precisely is 'craunching a marmoset' anyway?

Based on English as She is Spoke, a masterpiece of unintentional comedy.

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Now has a dramatic reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S9xrSyC55c&ab_channel=StraightToThePointStudio

Turns out, Sombra is back, wow. Discord takes it upon himself, as a FRIENDSHIP EXPERT to help reform Sombra. How the heck will he pull this off? Sombra is a stubborn guy, he likes crystals, hates not-being a king. So it's not going to be an easy task to reform him. Well, it's going to go much worse than expected.

Coverart: https://www.deviantart.com/assassin-or-shadow/art/Help-Me-461682268

Celestia had decided to become better at acting. It was a skill that could become useful in the future, and also something she wanted to learn. So she found the most expensive, well-regarded, respected, praised and recommended instructor in all Equestria and arranged a private lesson with her.

She was rather surprised when she found out who her teacher was going to be, and so was her teacher when she found out she would be teaching to Celestia.

Things didn't exactly play out the way they'd planned after that.

Twilight Sparkle proves she can win a race against Rainbow Dash. All she needs is a tiny head start.

Somehow this managed to end up as story #250000 on Fimfiction. That's a lot of horse words everyone's written!

This story is a sequel to Ponish as She is Spoke

Princess Zephyrina, better known as Zipp Storm, has been assigned by her mother to show a delegation of foreign dignitaries around Zephyr Heights so they can enjoy the sights and sounds.

Whilst this would normally not be a problem, Zipp can't help but feel something is wrong with their Ponish. Not only that, her own is going pretty weird. Can she make it to the end of the tour with at least a few of her brain cells intact?

Another story inspired by English as She is Spoke. Although marked as a sequel to Ponish as She is Spoke, this story occurs concurrently with those events.

This story is a sequel to Celestia Takes an Acting Class

Chrysalis had finally managed to escape from her prison. Not an easy task, given how Celestia had kept trying to have them continue their lessons while she was imprisoned, but she'd done it. Now that she was free, although guards were still looking for her, she decided it would have been a good time to pay a visit to the therapist Black Fire had recommended to her.

This story is a sequel to Chrysalis Goes to Therapy

After her therapist had suggested her to do so, and mostly because she'd paid for the session, Chrysalis decided to organize a family reunion and invite her parents to it, so she could have a chance to finally talk with them after all the time they'd been separated.

Of course, there were a series of minor inconveniences. Like the fact that her mother was a tree living in a swam. Or the fact that her father didn't know about the fact that she was his daughter. Or how he would have never followed an invitation to the swamp, and would have probably attacked her if she'd tried to approach him directly.

Nothing that couldn't be solved by some tried and tested changeling persuasion, though. Ponies usually referred to it as 'abduction'.

Audio reading by Pony&Wolf Productions.

Alternate Worldline, YOH 1496, three and a half years Before Luna's Return: The fourteen year old Rarity Belle gives birth to her bastard son.

YOH 1493: Midnight Nights / Before Nightfall continuity.

Three years ago, Applejack left Sweet Apple Acres for good to live with her Orange kin. This has left Big Mac as the only young, healthy Pony able to work the farm.

The ninteeen year old stallion is strong, smart and highly-responsible, and Sweet Apple Acres could have no more capable manager. The problem is that he must also watch his youngest sister; three year old Apple Bloom, who has a tendency to wander into trouble.

Will little Apple Bloom wander into mortal peril? And, if she does, will her big brother be able to save her?

On the outskirts of the Everfree, interstate trucker Long Haul picks up a strange young woman and gives her a ride across the river.

Very much inspired by Blackmore's Night's "I Guess It Doesn't Matter Any More," a song about a Hitchhiking Cute Ghost Girl; and -- of course -- by Story of the Blanks.

Now with an entry on TVTropes.