Or; A Portrait of the Baker as a Young Filly.

Finnegan buys a slice of cake from Sugarcube Corner. We think…?

A parody (Pastiche? Mockery?) of Finnegans Wake and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, in that order. I've only read a few paragraphs of James Joyce, so this parody may be is a completely inaccurate waste of time. Go follow Amit if you want fidelity.

[Crack Pairing] [RarityxKingKong]

Rarity always liked the big, strong, noble, silent type. Sometimes we get exactly what we wish for, though not always packaged how we expected.

After the board rejects her research application, Doctor Luna tries something foolish; using herself as a test subject.

Surely diluting a pony's inner darkness is a worthy goal? Surely perfecting her elixir is worth the risk? Surely.

Thanks to Yami Vizzini for prereading and to Nonagon for prereading/editing.

Pinkie has a horrible secret; she's a changeling. She has been for a while.

But she can't bring herself to tell anyone or anything, except a cheap journal. It's better if nopony knows, after all, and her lies aren't hurting anyone.

Not hurting anyone at all...

Notes: CH 1 edited by Sessaslisk.

You've seen it all; roommates, flatmates, sex buddies, harems, monogamous marriages, combat couples, business partners, patrons, pen pals, and everything and anything in between. First person, second person, third person, webcomic, video game, author avatar and anonymous Mary Sues.

Well, what if all of them happened at the same time? That's right, bronies everywhere need look no further—this story has your escapist fantasies covered. Because you/he/I just moved into Ponyville U, and Princess Luna did too.

Prereading by Sereg.

[Canceled]
Discord was defeated. Villains always are. It’s really quite cliché.

Before he lost, he asked himself a question: what if your virtues went out of control, rather than your flaws? Perhaps if the heroes and villains weren't so clear-cut, the conclusion wouldn't be so inevitable. If nothing else, there would be some fun chaos along the way!

Can the main six find a way to undo Discord's magic, in spite of themselves and each other?

Disclaimer; I have been working on this for a while, and the writing at the beginning is not as good as the writing later. Hopefully it is not too great of an impediment to the story.

Editing by Meta Four, ocalhoun, Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi, Sessalisk, Sereg, and JapaneseTeeth, all of whom are amazing. Go shower them with admiration!

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Alternate cover by sstwins! Unfortunately I couldn't use it since it compresses badly on fimfic, but still worth a look!

Google Docs version (contains unpublished/scrapped chapters and early drafts--if you're only interested in the finished product you can safely ignore this link)

Cancelled; leaving it up to remind me how terrible I was a year ago how much I've improved.

Yet another rejection letter from the Wonderbolts causes Rainbow to doubt her abilities, her usual confidence shaken more than she can admit.

When a pony offers to cast a spell on her that could make her better with no effort, Dash is skeptical. But her ineffective workouts, and numerous flashes of weakness cause her to reconsider the offer...oblivious to the poisonous plan behind it, and the consequences her decision might have.

Note: Contains PG mind rape, stalker undertones, stalker overtones, a trippy dream sequence, and invasion of personal space.

Twilight is practicing her latest spell; one that let's her read the minds of other ponies!

She asks Pinkie to help, since nothing could possibly go wrong. I mean, it's not like Twilight could mess up the spell, causing Pinkie's mental patterns and memories to infect Twilight's mind; that would just be silly! And even if that did happen, Pinkie would help her friend reverse the effects.

...Wouldn't she?

Image by the ever-amazing mysticalpha, used with permission.

Thanks to SonicBrony for proofreading.

Fanart! (); Think Pink by applecream

Google Docs version.