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Hard Cider


Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

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    Created by Hard Cider
    - July, 2015
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Total Words: 1,510,324
Estimated Reading: 4 days

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Vinyl Scratch loves Octavia.

Vinyl Scratch doesn't care who knows.

But Vinyl Scratch should have cared more about who knew her secrets...

Now with a reading by FanOfMostEverything!

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Anon is called by Lyra for an extreme emergency. She has to die. Right now. But not for real. Just so she doesn't have to pay taxes.


Written on a prompt by Rated Ponystar

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent's adventure in Canterlot is going about as well you'd expect. (Absolutely amazingly and all according to plan.)

Now, about that shower.


Written as parody-sequel for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest Please check out the original story. (This one will make more sense if you do too.)


"Echo the Bat Pony 5" vector by Zee66

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This story is a sequel to Chris Redfield Punches Tom


Pinkie's sister Maud has finally come to town, and Pinkie's friends are excited to meet her for a the first time. However, the introduction of a small grey pebble named boulder sets events in motion that none of them were prepared for.

For Rarity, however, it is simply all too familiar.


Editing help provided by Syeekoh, pre-read by Derpator.

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Wanting to have a little fun, you decide to go out and give the neighborhood cowards, the flower sisters, a little scare.

Unfortunately, for you it worked.

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He's the traveler, the outlaw, the blue-eyed bad man, the restless wanderer who leaves nothing but woe in his wake. He is a man that has laid low entire cities in a single night.


And he has business in Equestria.

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Batsy Fluffentuft makes her daring escape. A certain street performer catches her eye. Possibly the only pony in Equestria with an ego to rival her own...

Naturally, a contest is in order. Will Batsy's ego survive?
Probably not.

"Sex" tag for dirty humour. Just to be safe.

Written for ocalhoun's 250k contest!

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Rarity has traveled across the length of Equestria to reach the Pool of Dreams. Her goal? To finally find a stallion worthy of being her boyfriend.

The remains of those who used their wishes carelessly lie strewn around the pool. But Rarity is no fool. She knows exactly what she wants.


There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

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Baking cakes is part of being Ponyville's Premiere Party Planner. It's a particularly important job when the cake is for frowny ponies, or the sort of folks who don't normally eat cake.

But it's something that Twilight Sparkle doesn't seem to understand. At least, if she understood, she probably wouldn't barge into Sugarcube Corner early in the morning, screaming about Changelings invading Equestria and covert smuggling rings and blah blah blah.

It wouldn't kill Twilight to show some decorum. She clearly needs to get her priorities in order.



EDIT: This is now the most likely candidate for the image source. Thanks to m2pt5 for the tip!

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Herbert Wilkinson, an experienced government drone, makes the mistake of putting on a strange hat that a loony shopkeeper gives him.

Now, he is the Greengrocer, a villain with awesome powers over fruit and vegetables that he plans to use for his new-found goal:

The complete, and economical, subjugation of the new land he finds himself in.

The most villainous League of Humans Acting Villainous fic you'll ever read, I swear on me mum.

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