Anon decides to stop being a lazy piece of human garbage, taking it upon himself to find a job. He decides to be a therapist, because he totally has the qualifications for that.
It is a question Captain of the Guard Night Light asks cadets at the guard academy every year as a condition for graduating and becoming full fledged guards, but this year he will have to ask his own son Shining Armor this question.
When Shoestring's cat Mr.Whiskers goes missing him and Deadlock find out that Mr.Whiskers is somewhere in the Everfree forest. What they find in there is more bizarre then you can think of.