Princess Celestia and Princess Luna REALLY don't want you leaving the castle in this weather, but they're also gonna cuddle the heck out of you if you stay. A play off the classic holiday song.
Anon's case worker for immigration comes to question the human, and a few others, about his stay in Equestria. Deciding whether or not if can stay where he's at based on her findings. (An Anon in Equestria one shot)
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force. A parody of Five Nights at Freddies
Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father.