Snails has a secret: a secret power only he can wield, a secret batch of knowledge only he can grasp, a whole secret world over which he rules as an absolute monarch.

Secret except, y'know, it's right there on his flanks. And I'm getting pretty sick and tired of it making that bean-brain act like a complete and total jackass!

No offense to any donkeys reading this...

An entry in Imposing Sovereigns IV, using the prompt Snails/Knowledge (Or Lack Thereof), this story received an Honorable Mention!

This story is a sequel to A Confederacy Of Dunce Caps

He's her daddy. Hers alone, and... they've been alone for a long time. Father and daughter, with each as the only pony whom the other has in the world. As far as Diamond's concerned, that's natural. It's the way things have just about always been. (She was too young to remember anything else.) And therefore, that's how their lives should always be.

Except that now her father is talking about dating. He has his eyes on a mare, and that pegasus can barely keep one eye on anything. Diamond's had all of her father's love for just about the whole of her life, and if somepony else comes in, then... there's going to be less for her. That's just basic business sense. Limited supply, increased demand.

Her father wants to be with somepony again.

There has to be a way for Diamond to save him. Before it all goes wrong.

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This story takes place after the events of Anchor Foal and DELWMG, but no knowledge of either story is required.

Modernization is an inevitability every individual in and out of society will come to face with each passing day and night so to speak of: the youth of yesterday and today are no exception, especially considering how vulnerable they are to even the strangest changes as is; even now, mass media has crawled out from the silver screen and into the homes and businesses of many a viewer, even for the homeless themselves.

Today's world has seen better days when it comes to visual media, especially considering what is being put out in front of the youth: once a novelty readily consumed moreso than the fast casuals of junk food, now has become a shadow of its former self before them; now, it's a breeding ground for propagators of ideologies, perverting the course of truth, freedom, and justice through mockery and the like no less.

Verily, this story is not like the others nor is it about the others so to speak of, simply an aftermath of what had came before them; after all, there were more pressing issues taking the forefront of the youths' minds and not just schoolwork and the like as is: friendship was at stake and, along with it, the life of a young filly in a circle of kith and kin - something that many in this day and age can relate to nevertheless.

Even years after Twilight took the throne, there's plenty of excitement in Ponyville. The question isn't whether something interesting will happen, but how ridiculous it will be.

Going by how Snips and Snails are at the epicenter of this one, Apple Bloom's bumping up her initial estimate.

Image by Purplesmart.ai, deliberately chosen for iffy quality. On a related note, contents rated C for Crackfic.

Faced with two prospective paramours, Anon is in a pickle. Both ponies are sweet, pretty easy on the eyes, and totally smitten with him, but there's just a small problem. For all his would-be lovers' strengths, neither of them are exactly what he's looking for...

Kinks Include: Silly Bullsh*t

Artwork by CBTwi (twitter @ColdBloodedTwi)

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Written for the M/M Shipping Contest II: 2022

The Story is set after season 9, roughly 5 years after Princess Twilight Sparkle takes the throne. Snips and Snails are both 18 in the story. The grammar does not follow the show but is rather supposed to impress upon the audience that the characters are older, better educated, and hopefully wiser.

Snips and Snails have been friends for as long as they can remember, but now they are adults, and they are ready to start dating. After being rebuffed by the Cutie Mark Crusaders, they decide to 'practice' on each other, with unexpected results.

Like all new couples, they make a few mistakes along the way. They make no apologies for how they feel but can they make their dreams come true?

Sunset Shimmer has won.

Twilight and her friends are out of the picture. With no one to stop her, Sunset prepares to lead her army of brainwashed teenage zombies against Equestria.

If she can get the damn crown to work!

Word on the street is that Celestia's got the biggest booty of them all. But does the hype live up to reality? I mean probably. Butts are awesome.

Narrated by Straight to the Point Studio

Story written for Bendy

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A My Little Pony parody of Spaceballs, where the evil Dark Helmet plots to take all the fresh air from the planet equestria, and only a ragtag group of Ponies and a Dragon can stop them. Get ready for a story full of references, guest stars and ludicrous speed.

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what little colts are made of. Snails is a stallion now, so where does that leave him?