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Ri2


I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

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Gilda has returned to Ponyville with one thought in mind...REVENGE!
Still smarting from Rainbow Dash's rejection, she decides to reveal the pegasus's darkest secret to all of Ponyville, one she believes will ostracize her from everyone she cares about...
Little do either griffon or pegasus realize that this revelation will not go quite as expected.

First installment of Discord's Evil League of Evil

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“OH! CANST WE COME? WE DOTH VERILY LOVE THE CREAM THAT IS ICY!” Luna shouted.

For your first fic, you absolutely nailed Luna. I think you just put my sides into orbit :rainbowkiss:

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3068011 I'm glad to hear it.

What the hell did I just read?

I like it.:pinkiehappy:

Ri2

3068107 Glad to hear it!

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3068203 What's so funny?

3068214
this story......it was to funny i like it :rainbowlaugh: :twilightsmile:

Ah, harems and humor. :trollestia:

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3068268 The best combination!

Oh god. I need more from this author. Preferably along the lines that this story followed. Very well written, but the paragraph splicing was a bit annoying. Don't know if that's just me who's getting that though.

Hilarious Story :rainbowlaugh:

Ri2

3068509 I have a bunch of other stories available along the lines of this one, if you're interested.
Sorry about the paragraphs. I had to do them all manually.

3068549
That...was...awesome...

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3068551 Thank you!

I felt really bad for Gilda there.

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3068696 A hermaphrodite? Why?

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3068708 She is gay, and in denial.

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3068725 Right. Sorry.

3068532 Going through your stories list, I learned something. I put three of them in my "Read Later" list about an hour ago, with no idea they were all from the same person. Gotta love the internet!

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3068785 Internet!

Sweet zombie jesus this was...well...I'm not entirely sure. I laughed, I facepalmed, I laughed some more, and then I most definitely clicked the like button. I have no idea what this is, but it was entertaining in all of its fabulous randomosity and parody-ish-ness, so thank you for sharing. :pinkiehappy:

Please enjoy these complimentary suave Spikes for your achievement: :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Ri2

3068866 Thanks for reading and liking!

This was a funny story:rainbowlaugh:

I would like to see this universe expanded.

Ri2

3069002 Thanks.

Ri2

3071026 That's what my other stories are for.

3071423 One of the strangest things I've ever read, good job

Especially enjoys the 'League of super Evil' reference

"OH! CANST WE COME? WE DOTH VERILY LOVE THE CREAM THAT IS ICY!"

The lolz generated from this one line could power a small city. :rainbowlaugh:

Ri2

3071445 Yeah, that was a fun show.

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3071446 Like in Monsters Inc?

3071455 Yeah, pretty much.

Normally, I'd have some witty/sarcastic comment prepared, but this story left me speechless. Oh my god, that was hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

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3071702 Thanks.

My predictions before reading: Everypony will think doing a griffon is the hottest thing ever.

Because it is. :rainbowwild:

Ri2

3071794 A griffon? Ewwww.

3071858 *Alondro does Gilda repeatedly, just to spite you!* :trollestia::rainbowwild:

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3071891 You fool. Do you have any idea what sorts of STDs you just got?

3071923 *Alondro sadly does now... he dies.* :fluttercry::raritycry::applecry:

*But then rises from the dead as a zombie pony...* :pinkiegasp::twilightoops::rainbowderp::fluttershbad:

Ri2

3072003 Oh great, now you're transmitting zombeism as WELL as STDs!

3072010 *Alondro is just filled with diseases. And he also works at a research laboratory!*

:facehoof:

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3072577 Nice going, you caused the STD zombie apocalypse because you boinked a griffon.

>>>but Rainbow Dash dealing with the fallout of the impending revelation of her darkest secret, a fallout which, thankfully, would not result from Equestria being horribly ravaged by a war with the zebras that caused the world to become a nightmarish radioactive wasteland which has somehow managed to become an incredibly popular sub-genre within the My Little Pony fandom with dozens of stories and side-stories written about it, something that this author cannot even begin to comprehend. >>>

You and me both, brother. Most... overrated... story... ever.

You have earned a like.

But then, have you seen all the likes the crappy pony vampire fics get? Good god, and people have the gall to criticize the "Twilight Saga"... and then go on to enjoy even WORSE fanfics! :facehoof:

>>>“I still can’t believe I was asked to officiate the wedding of a squirrel and a rabbit…” Twilight murmured.

“Speaking of which, Twilight, Owloiscious and Tank want you to perform their wedding,” Fluttershy said. >>>

:twilightangry2::twilightangry2:

TRANSSPECIES MARRIAGE IS FORBIDDEN BY THE UNIVERSE!!

That's why flu viruses were invented, after all. To stop that sorta thing. Cuz if the species start doing da nasty, they get new flu strains and die. See? :twilightsmile:

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3072618 I'm sure the Fallout Equestria stories are well-written, but I don't see the appeal. It's such a depressing setting.
I'm sure there's good vampire fics. I can only think of one, though.

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3072639 I did not know that. Guess it's not a problem in Equestria.

>>>“A-and…um…icky…” Fluttershy said, blushing. She always felt uncomfortable seeing a stallion’s…parts.>>>

Time to plan a rape fic for lesbian Flutters, because grimdark is popular! :derpytongue2:

>>>“Griffons do not have access to the same magical resources ponies do, Pinkie Pie, so that’s never been an option for them,” Celestia said sadly. “They have no conception spells, or gender-changing spells, or alchemical factories that can produce children from molds using blood samples from parents unable to conceive naturally, like Rainbow Dash herself was.>>>

Pony Gattica comes next... :twilightoops:

Also, all the abberant freaks are just thrown into the Rainbow Factory. :fluttershbad:

>>>There was absolutely no way she was ever, ever going to let them know the truth…that her middle name wasn’t Danger. It was Miriam!>>>

So Dash was Miriam Webster Spider all along in "The Spiderses"... seems legit. :rainbowhuh:

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