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Spike is just your average dragon going about his day, but it takes a mysterious course. Today, Spike will discover the most powerful artifact ever to grace Equestrian soil. An item so powerful, that even Celestia fears it, and Nightmare Moon quivers in her hooves at the mere mention. Something so powerful, that Equestria wouldn't stand a chance if it fell into the wrong hooves...
Peanut butter.
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Did someone say buttering up? :3
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wow lol
i loved this
9.5/10 It sucked~IGN
wtf did I just read
It was pretty amusing, but...I mean....what?
So peanut butter has the mystic power to make ponies do what you want?
BTW, where's Pinkie Pie at the end?
Yes, yes they are.
That we do.
3339479
Making cupcakes off-screen. She probably broke the fourth wall and escaped the ending anyway.
3339496 Probably. But will she escape the mystic allure of Extra Chunky Peanut Butter?
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Implying she isn't already extra chunky from peanut butter?
I might do a sequel.....
3339520 Maybe she's extra chunky from extra chunky peanut butter.
Don't worry, Pinkie. Lots and lots of creamy peanut butter should fix that problem right up.
3339618
Sounds like a clop fic right there.
3339624
Spike: "Hey, Twilight, I'm back early and OH MY CELESTIA, it IS too much power!"
3339642
I'll think about it.
I mean he has every mare dressed up in as many fetish outfits I could muster in one scene without going overboard, so that's not too much of a stretch.
DA FUCK WAS THAT?
what happened to luna?
3339753
It was morning. She's not going to service them in the day.
Wait for the sequel
Who knew peanut butter had the power to bring down the government? *grabs jar of peanut butter* I'm coming for you, Obama!
3339762 sequel???
Other than making Appledash occur, WOW what do I say. So good it's good
So if he combined peanut butter and jelly he would have an even more ultimate weapon?
3340443
Shh be quiet.
Interesting story, but it was a little irritating to have anime words in there. Other than that, it was a funny end.
3339829
CHANGELING!
BURN THE IMPOSTER!
There can only be one...filly Derpy
kawaii!!!!!
Whut?
This was absurd, funny as all get out, and clever all at the same time. I grinned like an idiot the whole time I read the story. For a light, funny read you can't ask for more.
3340939
Well......... This is awkward.
Sooooooooooooooo................. How bout that government shutdown, huh?
Amusing nonsense, just the way I like it.
Before Reading:
This looks interesting...
After Reading:
Flints... What in the world did you write?
Have a mustache.
It's gold.
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Let's bake.
3343827
What exactly are you talking about?
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I mean, I have the appropriate tags. Did you even finish the story? 
Please explain why you disapprove.
3343333
METH? CAN WE COOK METH?!? I REEEEEEEEAAAAALY WANT TO COOK ME SOME METH.
i feel bad for celly peanut butter alergys are no fun :(
3344380
Okay. Let's cook.
Oh my gosh... That was too good. I was laughing the whole time.
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The secret is saved!!
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You get a cookie for guessing though.
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I figured as much, after a certain
was the only one not mentioned in the end. I'm just surprised Fluttershy got involved after not experiencing the peanut butter's charms. I expected her to be dragged along as Pinkie's noncommital ally/pony shield.
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You know what time it is.
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There's a stallion obsessed with jelly... Imagine if he and Spike joined powers...
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Or would he be Spike's ultimate nemesis and this world's savior?
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Nah. Jelly and peanut butter were made for each other. Maybe they'll go super saiyan, merge, and make up the sandwich duo?
Wait, what about Pinkie?
Nice! Also, need more Spike and Discord team ups!
3347322 This is what I thought when I read that "emperor voice" UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!
So...that's a thing.
3407630
Agreed.
Yes...
............Even this Spike is best Pony. Cool story, Bro!