Pretend this is an amazing short bio message.
Up in Cloudsdale, a record cold blizzard was ravaging the town. Equestria has NEVER experienced something so cold since Celestia was born. The worst part was, everyone's favorite wonderbolt (excluding Spitfire CloudKicker and well, every other wonderbolt that can be liked more) aka Soarin, has an air conditioner that just won't seem to stop conditioning the air. No matter what happens, remember you're not as unlucky as him.
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Now that's a deus ex machina.
Or maybe it's deus fix machina?
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You know, this story came to me around midnight. I got the idea when I realized my heater wasn't heating my room, and in Wisconsin lately, you NEED as much heat as possible. (As of time of posting) (though my AC wasn't stuck on, I have floor heaters and just forgot to open the grate thing) I wrote this for shits and giggles. I wasn't actually attempting it to be more well liked than any of my other stories.
"No, you owe me nothing, just, promise me you'll go out with that one mare with the heart in your contacts." Celestia winked then vanished.
Soarin knew exactly what he was going to do next. He went up to his phone and picked it up....and called Spitfire
ME/RAINBOW DASH : SON OF A....
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I'm Flames, and I approve this unofficial ending.
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Don't even bother running Soarin' , you can't hide from Dash!