When two foul-mouthed teenagers vanish from their grim lives on Earth and appear in Equestria, they find that they are not as welcome as they had expected. A pair of blank-flank unicorns, they are not looked upon too kindly by the judgmental eyes of most of the mane six. From the moment they arrive, they begin tearing at the seams of the mane six's friendships just to save themselves from being turned into stone. But what they don't know is that their very presence will eventually tear all of Equestria apart...
Chapters (2)
>dark tag
>sad tag
In-in-in-in-INTSTA DISLIKE!
My god... So epic! Keep trying to post more, starting to love this story!
Wow
So edgy
Much dark
Very grim
You can not possibly implement any more edginess into a single fucking description.
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Yeah you can:
"... Dressed in black cargo camo shorts"
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Don't you dare even reference that monstrosity of a fiction.
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I like to pretend that it doesn't exist.
Although the imaginary likes it has greatly disturb me...
Oh perfect, another shitty edge-fest.
From your description alone, I want to stab a puppy and eat people.
Edit now that I read it: Now I REALLY want to stab a puppy and eat people.
You have to play Linkin Park over this to really appreciate it.
3738496 I think I'd rather just hang myself.
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If the entire existence of this fic has done anything positive in this world, it's that it made you post an angry comment and share your userpic with the world.
Edit: Oh God, I take it back, this fic is in present-tense third person. God help me all.
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I'd rather stick my dick in a rusty blender than do either of those things. You'd have to fill the blender with lemon juice for both at once.
D-
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