Rainbow Dash shot a portal at the laser beam. She shot another one so the laser would hit the laser node, causing a platform to move back and forth. She closed off the laser, causing the platform to stop in a good position. Pinkie hit a switch and retrieved a cube. Pinkie placed the cube on the platform. Both mares stepped on the platform. Rainbow activated the platform once more, the laser hit the cube, and the laser node deactivated. The moving platform came to a stop. Carefully, Rainbow Dash lifted the cube, causing the laser node to reactivate and the platform to start moving again. Both ponies cheered as they placed the cube on a button and the door opened. GLaDOS spoke to them when they finished.
"I'll give you credit; I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record, you don't have to go THAT slowly. Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing." said GLaDOS. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and Pinkie's mane deflated a bit. The ponies walked over to the elevator to the next floor. They saw a bunch of cubes blocking the door. Robotic parts came and swept the debris away. Pinkie and Dash walked into the next test and GLaDOS began to speak.
"This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative. They could not. Good luck!" said GLaDOS.
"Oh no..." Rainbow Dash whimpered. Pinkie Pie narrowed her eyes as her mane fully inflated.
"We'll see about that!" said the pink earth pony. Pinkie dragged her friend with her to the small catapult in front of them. Dash cried out as she and Pinkie were shot in the air. They landed to the ground with a tumble on the other side. Pinkie was right back on her hooves instantly. She made her way to the red switch and pressed it, causing a box to drop. The was bouncing on the other side.
"Hmm...' said Pinkie. She put herself on the catapult and let herself fly through the air. She caught the box in midair and landed on the other side without any broken bones. She looked over at her trembling friend.
"C'mon Dashie, it's fun! Don't you like flying?" Pinkie said, cocking her head. Dash shook harder.
"N-Not without wings!" said Rainbow Dash. She tried opening them, but to no avail. Pinkie just shrugged. She launched herself to the other side and slammed the cube on the button. GLaDOS, of course, had something to say.
"Here's an interesting fact: you're not breathing real air. It's too expensive to pump this far down. We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up a little, and pump it back in. So you'll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting." said GLaDOS. Pinkie gasped.
'Woah! That's so cool!" said Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash looked at her like she was insane.
"No, it's not. The Wonderbolts are cool. Sonic Rainbooms are cool. Shades are cool! Breathing in the same artificial air for the rest of your existence is NOT COOL!" said Rainbow Dash, practically shaking Pinkie like a rag doll. Pinkie giggled nervously.
"Um...Dashie, you're scaring me." said Pinkie. Rainbow Dash's pupils shrank. How did she not realize it? This place was driving her mad!
Aperture Laboratories were draining her sanity.
4312302 I hope not to disappoint!
I've been waiting for this chapter. Chapters on fanfic's I like to read take too long to come out, or I'm just impatient and days feel like months between chapters.
4312543 haha yeah it's been a while. Sorry, but I do have a life outside of writing mlp fanfics
4313054 I don't have a social life outside of fics. Instead of writing them, I'm either lazy or procrastinating and reading fics as I procrastinate.
4313077 haha well...I have an awful excuse of a social life, so it's ok
I wonder what rainbow glados would make....
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4319976 ...yes. So much yes.
4330193 I never thought of that! Let's say...fourth or third level.
#Dashie sucks at puzzles
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What is this madness?
4374376 madness? THIS. IS.
APERTURE!!!!!
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4374541 oh my god yes XD
4374556 You said it not me. It was all just a matter of searching the video.
4374563 Elementary, my dear-
No. I have to stop.
4374580 Now we're crossing the conversations between your fics? Shameful. Luckily, I hath no shame.
4374587 hahahaha I don't caaaaaaare
Okay, before I start reading, I just want to say one thing. I love the reference you made to Two Best Friends Play and Tobuscus in 2 of the chapter names.
4391432 ha ha! I can already tell you and I are going to get along
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Okay. Finished what you have written so far. Here is my verdict. MORE CHAPTERS NOW!!! Or as soon as possible. Whatever one suits you most.
4391728 That part...that fucking part...I didn't know if my tears were happy tears or sad tears, but they were fucking tears XD
4391779 OMFG OK OK OK!!!
Glad you're enjoying it
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I know.
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I can't help it!!! It's ponies and portal and references!!!!!
4395235 thanks for the fave on it, by the way
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I forgot to do that earlier.
4396169 lol the next chapter should be out this weekend
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I'll bring the cider.
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4396203 XD I was not aware this was a good story to get drunk to XD
4396233
Hmmm.......I don't know. I'm not supposed to drink.
4396245 me neither. (Whispers) don't tell the po po!
4396247
As long as you don't tell, I won't speak a word.
4396256 I appreciate that. Thanks for the watch by the way :D
4396285
You didn't see anything. *waves arms around while sinking into a hole in the ground*
4396311 TAKE ME WITH YOU!
4396322
Sure. Now where in time and space should we go? Oh, and, do you know how to fly the TARDIS?
4396338 No idea, and that's what makes it more fun, I have NO idea where we're going, and that just makes it wonderful. Now what do you say? GERONIMO!
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ALLONS-Y!!!!!!~
4396487 Oh, I do hope we meet someone named Allonso, because then I can say something I've always wanted to say, "Allons-y, Allonso!"
4396509
As do I. Then we can introduce him to Jack.
4396557 he'll only try to flirt with him. He'll flirt with anything that talks. Or moves. Or breathes.
4396576
Indeed. But that's just how Jack is.
4397114 indeed...encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqE1nLt77iugAjIOWzZ9cXO92qyQ8ZMgkxT7U-QUvXcM6wQ5VM
I mean come on, you gotta love Jack
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You're an idiot if you don't love him.
4399193 Well, then at least I'm not an idiot
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Nor am I.
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4403399 it's ok. :) The dialogue should all be correct from now on
4396176
You lied to me.